But what just KILLS me is their names... How on Earth did the creators come up with such creepy names?
Glad you found the dubs funny. ^_^ And I don't know how Nelvana came up with such weird names that they thought were beneficial to kids who never heard Japanese names before. Some were pretty easy to understand why but others were just plain silly!
The bolded names are the ones that seem closer to their original names which is where, I believe, Nelvana thought of those names from. This is excluding the names that were left un-touched, a bit altered, or cut into half.
Sakura Kinomoto ---> Sakura Avalon
Touya Kinomoto ----> Tori AvalonFujitaka Kinomoto ----> Aiden Avalon
Nadeshiko Kinomoto ----> Natasha AvalonMasaki Amamiya ----> Never appeared in CC
Tomoyo Daidouji ----> Madison Taylor (Just because Tomoyo loved making costumes that Nelvana thought Madison Ave. in NYC and clothing store, Lord & Taylor, would fit together just nicely!! O___o)
Yukito Tsukishiro ----> Julian Star (Just out of curiosity.....Why "Star" as his last name!? "Moon" would've fit him better!
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Kero-chan/Cerberus ----> Kero/Cerberus
Syaoran Li ----> Showron Li (Based on how his name is pronounced in the anime which sounds like "Shaoran".)
Meiling Li ----> Meilin Li
Rika Sasaki ----> RitaNaoko Yanagisawa ----> Nikki (And to think, this was the "rumored" dub name for Sakura!
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Chiharu Mihara ----> ChelseaTakashi Yamazaki ----> Zachary
Yoshiyuki Terada ----> Mr. TerataKaho Mizuki ----> Layla Mackenzie (>_> Very Americanish name.)
Clow Reed ----> Clow Reed
Yue ----> Yue
Suppi/Spinel Sun ---->
Spinner/Spinel (Hahahahhah!! Spinner~! It's just sounds so......wrong. Poor Suppi-chan!)
Eriol Hiiragazawa ----> Eli (Sounds very mystical....)
Nakuru Akizuki/Ruby Moon ----> Ruby/Ruby Moon (And the most obvoius name of all!)