Topic: What a Card Captor Sakura character would never say... (Read 7163 times)

moezychan · « **on:** January 09 2006, 05:50 am »

Inspired from What the Tsubasa Characters would never say!

Sakura: Ooh, ghost stories! Let's hear one!

Tomoyo: I can't stand Kinomoto! I refuse to tape someone that's not at all kawaii!

Syaoran: I quit! I just can't defeat Kinomoto! I'm going back to Hong Kong!

Meiling: I hate Syaoran! I never wanted to marry him in the first place!

Touya: Syaoran isn't so bad. I was wrong to misjudge him.

Yukito: What...food? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Kero-chan: I can't stand sugar! Keep that poison away from me!

Spinel: I hate that name! Call me Suppi!

Nakuru Akizuki: Ahh, Kinomoto-san! Keep him away from me!

Yamazaki: I'm through with telling these lies! From now on I'm only going to tell the truth!

Chiharu: I'm not even going to bother stopping Yamazaki from lying. He's just going to do it anyways.

Naoko: Ahh ghosts! Keep them away!

Hypercrabby · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11 2006, 07:52 am »

XDD That's funny! I did something like this a while ago, too. Mind if I add to it?

Kero: Man, now that I look in the mirror, I DO look like a plush toy!

Eriol: Things are getting more and more boring...

Sakura: I'm sure, I'm sure....everything will go wrong.

Kaho: Sakura's going down

Syaoran: I completly trust and Mizuki-sensei and Eriol, 100%!

Sakura: I AM a monster!

I'll try to think of some others to add, later.

Cherry-chan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11 2006, 08:21 am »

Tomoyo: I don't have my camera with me!

Syaoran: I look up to Touya as my idol.

Sakura: Oooh, a book of ghost stories! Mind if I borrow it?

Meiling: Ugh, Syaoran's the worst cousin ever! I'm interested in that glasses kid! What's his name? Eriol?

Sonomi: Your dad's just wonderful, Sakura!

Chiharu: I believe you, Yamazaki.

Kero: Cake? Nah, don't want any.

I tried to post these before, but it said there weren't any more posts allowed

sofiacardcaptors · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11 2006, 11:50 am »

Kero: videogames? huh? I hate them! they're boring!!

Syaoran: *calls Touya* oh my dear friend, how are you?

Tomoyo: I just dislike make clothes for Sakura! She must buy her clothes!

Eriol: I love makes Sakura cries! muahahahaha

Tessaiga · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12 2006, 03:48 am »

Kero: "I decided to go on a diet together with Yukito!"
Sakura: "From now on, I won't say 'hanyaan' anymore, 'BAZOOKA' is in!"
Touya: "Yuki? I don't care where he is, I'm on a date with Syaoran now"

Fye-chan · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12 2006, 04:37 am »

Tomoyo: I must say the truth now... I didn't done the clothes for Sakura-chan...I bought them in a shop!!! *cries*
Sakura: Don't worry! I didn't like them anyway! They were ugly...
Tomoyo: Really??? I thought the same... I'm so happy now!
Sakura: No Prob, wicked girl...

Hypercrabby · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12 2006, 06:55 am »

Sonomi: (to Tomoyo) You want to invite Sakura over? *sigh* Fine! Just make sure she doesn't stay too long.

Toya: That's it! I quit! I'm tired of working.

Eriol: I think I'll just stop getting involved with Sakura and her friends. She'll do fine on her own...

Nakuru: (looks at Sakura) Dang! You're ugly!

moezychan · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12 2006, 02:26 pm »

Sakura: Syaoran, I finally figured out why you blush! You're in love with me!

Syaoran: I hate blushing! I will never do it again!

Tomoyo: Hoe? I don't understand!

Touya: I think I'll quit calling Sakura kaijuu. She's actually pretty kawaii!

Yukito: I just figured out why I'm always tired! I have another person living inside my body! And he's an angel!

Rika: I don't have a crush on Terada-sensei anymore! I now have a crush on Yamazaki!

Chiharu: Yamazaki, you lie so much that I'm ending my relationship with you!

Yamazaki: You know about lies...I can't think of anything!

Terada-sensei: Students, forget doing your homework. I'm sick of grading it anyways!

Naoko: I hate reading! It's too hard!

Eriol: These incedents are really starting to hurt people. I'd better stop and move back to England

~Bloody_Rose~ · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03 2006, 06:16 pm »

Syaoran: I'll give you all of my Clow Cards, sakura
Sakura: why do i have to change the Clow Cards to Sakura Cards? Just let them die!
Kero-chan: I don't want pudding! I don't want chocolates! I HATE FOOD!!
Touya: Hey, Syaoran, you look handsome today! can we go out sometime?
Yukito: Touya? who is he?
Tomoyo: Im getting tired of Sakura's face! I'll just focus on Eriol now!
Eriol: I don't care about sakura at all! I don't care if she's the daughter of my other self!
Yamazaki: Lying is wrong! We should say th truth and nothing but the truth!
Chiharu: I always believe in every word that Yamazaki-kun says!

Kuro-puppy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03 2006, 06:21 pm »

Syaoran: hmmm...ice cream!!

Sakura: i'm gonna tape Tomoyo 'cause she's so kawaii !

Sonomi: i love Fujitaka

Fujitaka: Sakura !! get over here, i'm very angry with you lady!

Tomoyo: Hanyaan

Yelan: i'm glad that brat Sakura left for Japan again

Clow Reed: give me back my cards!

Eriol: hey Tomoyo, wanna go on a date?

Touya: come on sis, give me a hug

Yukito: i don't like you Touya, my heart belongs to Kaho

Kaho: this magic bell is great for calling my pets

Ying Hua · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06 2006, 12:36 am »

Gomen ne if someone else has posted the same thing... It's already late and I just wanna post so I didn't read the other's posts...

Sakura: I GIVE UP! The cards are yours, Syaoran! Go and marry Meiling! I don't care!

Tomoyo: I've had enough of taping Sakura! I'll go and tape that CUTER girl there!

Syaoran: *sees Meiling about to glomp him* Meiling! My Meiling! *glomps Meiling*

Meiling: *before the realization that Syaoran loves Sakura* Kinomoto, you and Syaoran are a prefect couple! The engagement is off! The two of you should be engaged!

Yue: I've always hated Clow Reed.

Kero: I'm tired of video games. I'll read a book instead.

Ashlee · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06 2006, 04:07 am »

Sakura Ok this is it. You want my cards well guess what you are not getting them *rips them up* There no one can have these stupid cards any more.
Syaoran Ok this is it. I give up. I don't want to do this anymore. I want my mommy *he starts crying*
MeilingSyaoran you are cool and all, but I need a real man

moezychan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06 2006, 04:14 am »

Sakura: Tomoyo-chan, you are so kawaii that I'm gonna film YOU from now on!!

Tomoyo: That's it! I can't stand this da** camera anymore! It's taking away my time to capture the clow cards! Watch out Sakura, they're gonna be mine!

Syaoran: Sakura, I know I told you that I love you but the truth is, I'm actually in love with Tomoyo. She is far more pretty than you, and besides, she's smart while you're dense.

Touya: Sakura, I'm sick of calling you kaijuu. From now on I'm going to call you my girlfriend. You're actually pretty cute.

Yukito: I refuse to eat anymore! All this food is making me fat!

Terada: Alright class, I'm gonna let you out early today. I can't stand teaching you brats anymore.

I'll think of more later.

kudan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11 2006, 12:38 am »

Tomoyo: You know, Syaoran-kun seems to be cuter than Sakura-chan... Ok, I've decided! I'll make outfits and film Syaoran-kun from now on!
Kero: Oh no... not another cake... Yue, you can have it!
Touya: Actually, I think I prefer Akizuki-chan over Yukito...
Suppi: I love sweet stuff.

More of a What a Card Captor Sakura character would never do...
Yamazaki: Open his eyes for at least 5 minutes

monkey · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11 2006, 10:14 am »

Quote from: moezy-chan on May 06 2006, 04:14 am

Syaoran: Sakura, I know I told you that I love you but the truth is, I'm actually in love with Tomoyo. She is far more pretty than you, and besides, she's smart while you're dense.

Touya: Sakura, I'm sick of calling you kaijuu. From now on I'm going to call you my girlfriend. You're actually pretty cute.

hahahahahah I love those two.

Just felt like saying that XD

Ashlee · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12 2006, 12:31 am »

Vexnet, those are funny too

Syaoran: Sakura, I can't go out with you, I'm gay, and already taken
Sakura: What, your gay. Who are you going out with???
Touya: Syaoran, are you ready for our date??
*sakura faints*
Touya: Whats wrong with her??
Syaoran: I don't know. lets go!

Hack · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12 2006, 10:22 am »

Sakura: *to syaoran* don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't you wish
your girlfriend was freak like me? don't ya? *slap her butt*

babypigggy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12 2006, 10:24 am »

Quote from: Kai Mizuki on May 12 2006, 10:22 am

Sakura: *to syaoran* don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't you wish
your girlfriend was freak like me? don't ya? *slap her butt*

LMAO!!
pussy cat dolls, ehh?? haha

AirKitty · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14 2006, 06:54 pm »

Sakura: THATS IT !!!!! I HATE LIFE!!! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY!!!!
Syaoran: SO long.... I got a date with touya anyway..

Tomoyo: I'M IN LOVE WITH YUKITO!!! HE'S SO KAWAII, Unlike that Sakura girl!!

Ando · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01 2006, 05:54 pm »

Something I came up with when in bed the other day...

Sakura:Â *comes home from school and finds her mother's picture to be missing* Huh? Where's mom?
Fujitaka: *returns early from work* Oh, so you've noticed that I've finally gotten over Nadeshiko. Sakura-san, meet my new wife!
Sonomi: *pops in head* Hi, kid. Sorry, I can't seem to remember your name at the moment... *shouts to someone outside* Tomoyo! Who's this girl again?
Tomoyo: *walks in sullenly, carrying a large suitcase* Her name's Sakura and I don't want to live in the same house as her. I get enough of her in school. *sticks out tongue at Sakura*
Sakura: *does likewise*
Sonomi: I know, honey, we'll just have to endure her precense. Why look, isn't it my favourite stepchild!
*enter Touya and Yukito*
Touya: ...and then... h-he yelled at me... *sobs*
Yukito: There, there. You want me to beat him up for you?
Touya: ...Yes, please do...
Tomoyo: *looks at Touya with starry eyes* I've never seen such immense beauty! M-may I videotape you?
Touya: And you are...?
Tomoyo: Your new little sister, O object of my obsessive fangirliness.
Touya: Cool. I'm not particulary fond of the one I've got for the moment.
Fujitaka: Fine then. If no one likes this Sakura-person, why don't we just dump her off somewhere? Her excessive happiness is driving me nuts anyway.
Sonomi: That's a brilliant idea, darling! *thinks to self* But not as brilliant as me letting Nadeshiko have that little "accident" of hers so that I could have Fujitaka all to myself...
Touya: *looks at Sonomi* Wow... that lady's hot! Well, so long, Tsukishiro.
*Yukito transforms into Yue*
Yue: Nooo, please don't leave me - you're the only one I've ever looooved! *starts crying hysterically*
Tomoyo: Hey, aren't you guys forgetting that we're invited to Li-kun's and Meiling-chan's wedding? I can't wait to see the dress Yamazaki-kun made for her.
*everyone leaves, save Sakura and Yukito, who has now transformed back*
Yukito: So... are you free tonight?
Sakura: Forget it, snowbunny. This whole business has made me deeply depressed, something which can only be cured by crying in the arms of my beloved boyfriend - Kero-chan. *leaves*
Yukito: Fine. Then I will get my revenge by plotting evil world domination!! *insane cackle*

...No wonder I never get enough sleep.

Kuro-pipi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11 2006, 11:28 am »

Meiling -Â "Nah, incest doesn't interest me. "

Syaoran -Â "Does this dress make me look fat? "

Kuro-puppy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12 2006, 03:14 am »

Syaoran - screw this sword, i'm gonna use guns from now on!
Sakura - what an anoying brat that Syaoran is
Touya - i love that Syaoran kid (O.O)

AirKitty · « **Reply #22 on:** September 09 2006, 11:55 am »

Sakura: "I wonder how much these cards would sell on EBay........"

Touya: (on phone) "What do you mean, you don't have a summer dress in my size!?!"

Fujitaka: " I've had it with Archeology! I'm gonna be a serial killer from now on!"

~ thats it for now.~

Zettai daijoubu · « **Reply #23 on:** September 09 2006, 12:15 pm »

Syaoran:"Tomoyo! could you design more outfits for me?"

Sakura:"The ghost-seeking thrill was fun!!!"

Touya (to Syaoran):"You are welcome here anytime.."

Yukito:"i'm not hungry"

kittyluv239 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 02 2006, 11:49 am »

heres a little scene i just made up.

~Â Sakura and Syoaran are walking over to Sakura's house~

Syoaran: Meiliiiiiiiiinngggggg!!! Why did you leave me!?Â Â

Sakura: Oh, get over it you gaki.
~ Sakura bumps into Tomoyo~
Sakura: Oww!Â Â Daidouji! Watch were your going!
Hey what are you doing here? are you stalking me again!?
Tomoyo: No, FYI I was actually looking for yuki. He's usually
at your house, for what reason i don't know.
-notices Syoaran cyring his eyes out-
Tomoyo: whats wrong with him?
Sakura: Meiling-chan dumped him again, I swear
this gaki is too clingy!
Syoaran: Waaaaaaa!!!!!Â

- Go into Sakura's house-
Tomoyo: Yuki! oh my little kawaii bunny! where are you?!!Â

-enter living room where touya nad yukito are on the couch-
Yukito: Ahh! that Daidouji girl again! DO I have to get a
restaining order on you!?

Touya: *gets up* Hello Syoaran-kun!Â

nice too see you! Do you want some cake?
You look sorta depressed.
Sakura: Don't start going soft on me touya!Â

And let the gaki starve! And what's Yukito doing here!
He's supposed to stay at least 20 miles away from me!
Do you know how much that restraining order cost!

Touya : Don't be some mean Sakura-chan. I was just tutoring him.
Tomoyo: I hate to say it, but that dense Kaijuu is right, Yukito
needs to go! We're measuring his new outfit for the
eating conteset today!

Yukito: How many times do I have to tell you STOP
FOLLOWING ME!! And I'm on a Diet!!

Tomoyo: Well too bad, your'e coming with me!
*drags Yukito out of the room.*

The End

Ok that was a stupid i know.....but i just had sugar!!Â

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