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Title: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Fye-chan on January 08 2006, 10:31 am
Yeah! Please sentences they'll never say!!! :D

Fye: Let's be serious!!!

Kuro-pon: ummmm.... yummy....chocolate....

Syaoran: I'm afraid.... this could be dangerous...we'll get that feather later!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mina on January 09 2006, 04:00 am
Syaoran: I don't care about Sakura

Yuuko: I decided that I won't be making you pay for your wish.

FWR: Eh, I don't care about Sakura's power anymore, let's go have some tea.

Kurogane: I'm gonna give up using swords to fight and use bows and arrows instead

nah, they definitly wont' say that.  :XD:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Meowzy on January 09 2006, 05:08 am
Kurogane: I would like to declare my undying love to Fai!

Fai: Isn't that right, Kurogane?
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: moezychan on January 09 2006, 05:39 am
Mokona: Mokona is not cute; Mokona is just annoying!

Syaoran: Ahh! A monster! Minna-san, run away!

Sakura: Syaoran, I don't want to help anymore, and I could care less about my feathers! I just want to go back home!

Fai: I'm sick of being happy! Everyone just leave me alone! Especially you Kurogane!

Kurogane: Good morning everyone! Does anybody want a nice cup of tea?

Touya: You're a pretty decent guy Syaoran. I give you permission to marry my sister! (He definitely wouldn't say that!)

Yukito: I hate being so nice and pleasant!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sakaki on January 09 2006, 05:59 am
Lol, months ago I thought of making this exact topic. So weird.
Heh, so I have a couple thought up already...  ^____^

Fai: No really, I'm not gay...

Kuro: Not tonight Fai, I have a headache.

Syaoran: To hell with the feathers, I'm going home.

Sakura: Suddenly I remember everything...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: itsafactiact on January 10 2006, 08:27 pm
Lol this thread is awesome!

Sakura: Ohhh now I remember who you are...I hated your guts

Kurogane: So Carol said that Tom said that Judy said that I look terrible in this outfit...I mean come on!

Mokona: With Your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Syaoran: Ooooo Those feathers are pretty I think i'll keep them for myself!

Fai: Seriously though, I think we should talk about how we should overthrow the dimensional witch, I want my tatoo back!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: sofiacardcaptors on January 12 2006, 04:12 am
Yuuko: Hey, Fye take! *gives him his tattoo*  ^-^ and it's free you don't have to pay ;D

Mokona: Mokona hates everybody ¬_¬

Sakura: I won't smile anymore >_>

Syaoran: I'm tired -_-' maybe I can sell the feathers So I'll earn good money $_$
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Meowzy on January 12 2006, 04:16 am
Kurogane: I baked pancakes for everyone! Dig in!

Fei wong: Awww, Sakura and Syaoran are the cutest couple ever! ^___^

Fai: Hey, let's all go to my dimension for a party! And I'm sure that if we wake up Ashura, he'll want to join in too!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Fye-chan on January 12 2006, 04:18 am
Syaoran: Hey! Sakura-chan whats going on!?

Sakura: *gloomy eyes* with all these powers... I could... RULE THE WORLD(s)!  Muahahahahaha

Kurogane: Hey there is a karaoke shop....HURRAY!!!

Fye: Hi Kuro.... Kuro.... *WAAAAAAHHHHH* I don't know more names for you!!!
Kuro...: What??? Oh noooo...
Mokona: Oh you're such childs...*sigh*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Meowzy on January 12 2006, 04:26 am
lol!

Fai: Ashura, mah man! How's it hangin'!
Ashura: Are you fo' real? You sealed me in a pond man!
Fai: The past's in the past, Ashura mah man!

Kurogane: Look at this lovely new dress I found! It matches the purse I bought at Harrod's the other day!

Sakura: Screw this, I'm off to las Vegas! With my incredible luck, I'll get filthy stinkin' rich! :D
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ando on February 05 2006, 06:18 am
Hehe, funny... I like the 'Mokona is annoying' and 'Mokona hates everybody' the most. Here are some of mine:

Fye: *whistles*

Mokona: Come to the dark side of the Force...!

Shaoran: ...Sakura, I... I've met someone else. Sorry, but I just don't love you anymore.
Sakura: Oh, that's okay. I was planning on running away with Tomoyo-hime anyway.

Kurogane: *humming* Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sabrina on February 05 2006, 06:38 am
Well here's some list what my friend (named Minako) invent:

Kurogane: "Kyaaah!! There is a big meanie-monster! Waaah! Please Fai-sama, come and save little meeeh~"
Kurogane: "Lalala-laaa~! It's such a wonderful day! It's sunny! There are flowers! And so many cute cute cute little bunnies!"

Syaoran: "Come to think of it... these feathers must be quite rare... Any idea how much money they would give me for this? 8D"

Mokona: "Syaoran, you know... this feather business is very troublesome... How about it? You and me? Tooogetheeer? ;D"
Mokona: "Puu!"         (Mokona haven't yet in Tsubasa sayed this word)

Sakura: "You know, Syaoran. You weren't my only one. I guess you didn't know about the thing with Yukito.... and my brother... and you father... and that guy... what was his name again...."

Syaoran: "Buuuhuuu, nobody loves me. I'm all alone. Buuhuu"
--------------------------------------------
And here's some mine:
Kurogane: "Love and the peace!"  (just like Vash from Trigun-serie)

Syaoran: "When I get married with Sakura, I can rule the world with her power. Myahahahhahahaha~!!!"

Fai: wuh wuh (bark like dog)
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: bie liao on February 05 2006, 06:00 pm
Waaiii, these are hilarious.

Mokona: Mokona is lying!  He actually has two secret techniques, the ability to annoy and the ability to eat you out of house and home!  Why do you think Yuuko let me go with you idiots?

Sakura: -frowns eternally-

Syaoran: Oh, a feather...waii, but I'm sleepy...I dun wanna go get the feather!  YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO!

Fai: I want to kill you all.

Kuro: FAAAAAI-RIIIIIIN!  LETS HOLD HANDS!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: quimmy on February 07 2006, 02:50 am
Kuro: Like, oh my gahhh. *flaps hands*

Fye: Shut it Mokona, you irritating little pork bun. Dx
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Meowzy on February 07 2006, 04:45 am
Quote from: bie liao on February 05 2006, 06:00 pm
Mokona: Mokona is lying! He actually has two secret techniques, the ability to annoy and the ability to eat you out of house and home! Why do you think Yuuko let me go with you idiots?

Quote from: Quimmy on February 07 2006, 02:50 am
Kuro: Like, oh my gahhh. *flaps hands*

Cannot stop smiling! :D

Kurogane: Oh my god, look! A candy shop! Oh, let's go there! I need sugar!!!

Fai: *smoking a cigar* Soon... Soon the world shall be mine! Muahahahah!

Syaoran: Face it! She's never coming out of that coma! ;_;
*Syaoran points to Sakura, who is just sleeping*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: suu_no_clover on February 07 2006, 05:56 am
Syaoran: I am just SO flipping emo right now!!
Syaoran: Sakura? Who's she?

Kuro: Fai!! *glomp*
Fai: damn ninja! >.<

Sakura: You know, Mokona, I've been thinking. You're so cuute and fluffy, I'm starting to like you very, very, much...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sakaki on February 07 2006, 06:17 am
Quote from: Quimmy on February 07 2006, 02:50 am
Kuro: Like, oh my gahhh. *flaps hands*

Fye: Shut it Mokona, you irritating little pork bun. Dx

XD Hee! Those are so funny...
I'll try, but remember, I just woke up... XD

Kuro: Truthfully Fai, do these pants make my *ss look big?
Fai: And since when do I look at your *ss, Kurogane?
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Kuro-puppy on February 07 2006, 08:44 pm
Syaoran: sorry Sakura but i'm gay :rotfl:
Fai: i like guns!
Kurogane: i'll do the dishes today :lol:
Sakura: i don't need your help Syaoran with collecting feathers, i'm better swordfighter than you
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: quimmy on February 08 2006, 08:12 am
xDD

Kuro: Wait! Is tuna a chicken? Like, I know its a fish, but is it a chicken?

FWR: *sits down with guitar and starts singing Cumbahya (sp?) *
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: LemonPing on February 13 2006, 03:48 am
Kurogane: Mokona getto daze!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: sofiacardcaptors on February 13 2006, 09:10 am
Yuuko: No more alcohol!

Sakura: I won't feel slee.... ZzzZZzzzz (sleeping)

Touya: You're the best Syaoran !
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on February 13 2006, 12:03 pm
Fai: Okay already, I'll use my damn magic. Sheesh. All you had to do was ask nicely.

Fai: Kuro-chi, I love you. Deeply and truly. But I have a wife and three kids back on Celes. And if we do this, we'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and for the rest of our lives.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ashlee on February 13 2006, 12:13 pm
Fai: Kurogane lets go to the bar and start beer fights!
Kurogane: My name is not Kurogane, its Kuro-puppy! And I don't want to start fights, I want to go and have a tea at the cute little place down the street that is cover in pink, and purple flowers!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: bLuetopaz on February 14 2006, 10:38 pm
Syaoran: why are you (Sakura) always tagging along with me?!

Sakura: Syaoran-kun is so ugly.. (Syaoran fans dont bast me)

Kurogane: can i change my armour to white in colour, please?

Fai: actually, i prefer Sakura-chan to Kurorin..

 :hehe:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on February 15 2006, 01:19 am
Fai: Wow, that Seishirou guy is hot. Really hot. Too bad he's taken. (sigh)

Syaoran: Sakura-hime, what are you reading?
Sakura: (hides book) Um, nothing, Syaoran-kun.
Mokona: (grabs from Sakura) Sakura-chan is a KuroxFai fan too?! We can start a fanclub together! Mekyo!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ~Bloody_Rose~ on February 15 2006, 06:42 pm
Fai: Kurogane! let me fight them
Syaoran: Kyaa! please fight those monsters, sakura-hime! im scared!
Kuro-pon: Mokona come play with me!
Sakura: you guys! collect my feathers while i sleep!
Mokona: im sad
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Rusty on February 20 2006, 12:12 am
these ones are really serious types, :sweatdrop:  but i doubt any of them would ever say something like that

syaoran: i give up

sakura: all of you are useless

kurogane: i'm really worried / i care soo much

fye: i hate you
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Emiko on February 20 2006, 06:36 am
Sakura: Stand aside, Syaoran, I'll handle this one.

Mokona: You. Are all. Weirdos.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: envyofthestage on February 20 2006, 09:11 am
Sakura: Just seriously everyone, just go to hell the lot of you! Just...Just...Just...F%&* off!

Syaoran: Sakura...I like big butts and I cannot lie...I'm sorry.

Fai: Dear Ashura, travelling is fun, weather is great, wish you were here. Lot of love, Fai. xoxox

Kuro: omgzzz!?! t3h buttsechs?!?!

I really liked the ghetto Fai/Ashura. And Meowzy....the party one with Ashura...sick, man. Hahaha!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Time-Machine on February 20 2006, 09:44 am
Quote from: LadyUltima on February 15 2006, 01:19 am
Syaoran: Sakura-hime, what are you reading?
Sakura: (hides book) Um, nothing, Syaoran-kun.
Mokona: (grabs from Sakura) Sakura-chan is a KuroxFai fan too?! We can start a fanclub together! Mekyo!

LOL!!!

Syaoran: Seriously, Sakura. I was never doing this for you. I've just been trying to get Touya's attention. I mean have you seen your brother? He is so HOTT!

Kurogane: How can you eat that? An innocent animal was killed for that! Don't you know that killing is wrong?

Mokona: Jiggglly-puuffff jiiigggllllyyyyyyyy pufff

Syaoran: I can't stand all this research! History is soo boring. And these legends aren't any better. Finding these feathers is too much of a pain.

Kurogane: Mokona...will you marry me?

Fai: Orcs! Quickly, little Dwarf-friend! We shall conquer! ::fires some arrows::
Kurogane: I get to be a dwarf? Awesome-possum! Come, Legolas!
Fai: Gimli, you are a powerful ally.

Sakura: I've joined a cosplay group! Guess who I get to be? Sailor Star Fighter! How do you think this black leather looks?
Kurogane: I want to go! Can I play Mokona?
Mokona: You're too dull to play someone as suave as me. ::puts on some killer shades::
Fai: This sounds so stupid. I can't believe you idiots.
Syaoran: I refuse to go unless I can be in drag! I saw a blue Cinderella dress a few stores back that would look stunning on me.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on February 20 2006, 10:00 am
Quote from: Time-Machine on February 20 2006, 09:44 am
Sakura: I've joined a cosplay group! Guess who I get to be? Sailor Star Fighter! How do you think this black leather looks?
Kurogane: I want to go! Can I play Mokona?
Mokona: You're too dull to play someone as suave as me. ::puts on some killer shades::
Fai: This sounds so stupid. I can't believe you idiots.
Syaoran: I refuse to go unless I can be in drag! I saw a blue Cinderella dress a few stores back that would look stunning on me.
OMGFTW. SailorStarFighter!Sakura. I <3 U.

Seishirou: (to Fai) You know, our tastes... coincide. And I'm tired of chasing after Subaru. If he doesn't want me and my awesome glasses of geeky smexiness, then so be it. Why don't we run off together?
Fai: Hmm. Sure. No reason not to.

Added:

Subaru: (glares suspiciously at Syaoran)
Syaoran: (looks politely confused)
Subaru: So Seishirou-san taught you to fight?
Syaoran: Yes.
Subaru: And you're in love with that Sakura girl?
Syaoran: (blushes) Yes.
Subaru: And you'd never cheat on her.
Syaoran: No! Never!
Subaru: And Seishirou-san has never even tried to seduce you?
Syaoran: (sputters) Wha- No! No, he hasn't. Not at all.
Subaru: Good. Just remember he's mine, and you have Sakura, and we'll all get along.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: quimmy on February 21 2006, 08:09 am
Quote
Seishirou: (to Fai) You know, our tastes... coincide. And I'm tired of chasing after Subaru. If he doesn't want me and my awesome glasses of geeky smexiness, then so be it. Why don't we run off together?
Fai: Hmm. Sure. No reason not to.

Darn you! Stop feeding my secret shame! *sobs*

Kuro: Hyuu! <3 *w*
Sakura: Kuro-rin! You're so cute! *tackles him to the ground while Syaoran looks on in horror*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: babypigggy on February 21 2006, 09:02 am
What they would never say? Let's see..

Sakura: I hate life..
Syaoran: I hate YOU!
Sakura: :O how dare you! *picks up knife*
Syaoran: :O How dare YOU! *picks up chair..*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Emperor Shaoran on March 02 2006, 09:26 am
Syaoran: Wazzap Sakura

Watanuki: Domeki-chan. Let's be friends!

Yuko: OK, Syaoran. Mokona's gonna transport you directly to FWR, you get to kick his *** and get all of Sakura's feathers back, then we can all go home by tea time.

Sakura: You know, Syaoran-kun. I've always thought of you as my big brother and nothing else...

Kuro: Lookie all those sexy ladies!

Fai: Kurogane, I'm getting a restraining order against you.

Mokona: Just pretend I don't exist!

Tomoyo-hime: Damn! I knew I should have asked Kurogane to do the shopping whilst he's on his short trip...

Domeki: ^_^

Himawari: Get lost!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: cherry_blossomVNM on March 04 2006, 11:38 am
Kurogane: I'm a barbie girlll in a barbie world I'm plastic! I'm sooo fantastic! You can do my hair undress me anywhere....

Fai: Kurogane I only think of you as.... a friend....nothing more!*sob*

Syaoran: OMG! I'm like so totally sorry. I'm like too young for this like whole commitment thing, Sakura *bites manicured nails*

Mokona: I'm a white manjuu bun. Eat me!

Sakura: Foshizle my nizzle!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Hack on March 04 2006, 11:47 am
kurogane-i think i'm in love...
fai-oh~babe! :icon_rr:
sakura-yo!wazz up with the weather?!
syaoran-na na na na na na na~  :la:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: cherry_blossomVNM on March 04 2006, 11:50 am
Kurogane: OMG guys! Violence is like TOTALLY not the answer! *breaks sword*

Fai: Gimme that sword Kurogane. Let me teach you how to fight like a REAL man!

Mokona: May the force be with you...

Syaoran: Gimme my tots, gosh......

Sakura: Let's get down to business to defeat the huns! Did you send me daughters *points at Syaoran, Fai, and Kurogane* when I asked for sons! You're the sadest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before I'm through. Mister, I'll make a man, out of you!

Syaoran: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Fai: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Kurogane: Boy was I fool in school for cutting gym
Syaoran: This girl's got us scared to death
Kurogane: Hope she doesn't see right through me
Kurogane: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Mokona: Grow up and be a MAN!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: *TwilightNight* on March 16 2006, 01:05 pm
Kurogane *singing*: We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones to make a better place, so let's start giving...
Mokona: OMG!WTF?!! Ahhhh!My ears!Make it stop!Make it stoooooop!
Fai:  :rotfl:
Syaoran: What a bunch of tards...

Sakura: You're all going to die in seven days...:evil1:
Syaoran-tachi: *back away sloooowly*

Syaoran: Why do I get the feeling I was gay once.....?
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: envyofthestage on March 17 2006, 06:51 am
HAHAHAHAAAA! MULAN QUOTES!
Quote from: cherry_blossomVNM on March 04 2006, 11:50 am

Sakura: Let's get down to business to defeat the huns! Did you send me daughters *points at Syaoran, Fai, and Kurogane* when I asked for sons! You're the sadest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before I'm through. Mister, I'll make a man, out of you!

Syaoran: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Fai: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Kurogane: Boy was I fool in school for cutting gym
Syaoran: This girl's got us scared to death
Kurogane: Hope she doesn't see right through me
Kurogane: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Mokona: Grow up and be a MAN!
Haahaaaa!

Mokona: Go to hell, dimension hag!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Hack on March 17 2006, 03:41 pm
fai: *picking his nose* kuro-puu~i dare you to eat this
kurogane: *growls* woof woof! look at me! i'm a puppy
syaoran: lolipop lolipop la la la lolipop~
sakura: i will defeat you all*beats up syao, fai, kuro*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: littlekitty on March 19 2006, 02:22 am
*After a heated battle*
-Syaoran: CRAP! I'm totally not doing this for you anymore! Look! I broke my favorite Rolex!

When I read the topic that is what came to my mind... I don't understand myself...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Kuro-puppy on March 20 2006, 04:58 am
Quote from: cherry_blossomVNM on March 04 2006, 11:50 am

Sakura: Let's get down to business to defeat the huns! Did you send me daughters *points at Syaoran, Fai, and Kurogane* when I asked for sons! You're the sadest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before I'm through. Mister, I'll make a man, out of you!

Syaoran: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Fai: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Kurogane: Boy was I fool in school for cutting gym
Syaoran: This girl's got us scared to death
Kurogane: Hope she doesn't see right through me
Kurogane: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Mokona: Grow up and be a MAN!

great stuff for a cosplay :rotfl:

Syaoran: man! this martial arts stuff is boring. Yo Fai, throw me a gun!
Kurogane: i play chess!
Sakura: umm syaoran, i'm actually a boy
Fai: i'm a syaoran obsessed fangirl
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mizumi on March 25 2006, 05:42 am
OMG you guys all made me almost die laughing!!
well, let's try something...

Mokona: Mokona's 108th secret technique is: being serious!

Sakura: Let's just go home. I don't really need those feathers, do I, Syaoran?

Yuuko (to Syaoran and Sakura): aww, y'know what? You two look so cute together, I won't take her memories of you away. Just go ahead and good luck with those feathers! ^_^

Kurogane: GET RID OF THAT SWORD! NOW! Maybe I'll cut myself! O_o

Syaoran: I'm tired - get that feather yourself, Sakura.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Anna on March 28 2006, 10:12 pm
Syaoran- *gels up his hair* Gotta look pretty!

Mokona- Shake yo @$$!

Sakura- I've got such a killer hangover.

Kurogane- I'm tiredddddd, Fai-puu you take care of it!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: kudan on March 28 2006, 11:15 pm
Mokona: Get out of my mouth, I'm sick and tired of it... Just use one of Sakura's feathers like Seishirou san to travel to different worlds!
Fai: Great idea! We can get back our items and we won't be seeing you anymore! Do I have Yuuko san's permission?
Yuuko: Yes.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Spychan on March 30 2006, 01:39 pm
:: tense mood::

Syaoran"....ready?"

Mokona" hai..."

Syaoran" Okay. * turns baseball hat on head backwards and jabs finger in air* GO MOKONA, ULTRA AIR SUCKING ATTACK!"

Mokona" * puffs chest out* KAAAAAAA-PUUUUUUU!"

Pickachu" Pika, Pikaaaaaaaaaaa!! * sucked up*"

Ash" .......pickachu....* on the verge of crying* "

Fai" Look at Syaoran go, he is the ULTIMATE master!"

Kurogane"* nods head*  Yes."

Sakura" * jumps in the air in blue jean short shorts and orange tank top* GO SYAORAN!!"

Syaoran" * turns back to the  group with shojo bubbles in background and gives thumbs up and grins*   We win!"

Mokona" * jumps on Syaoran's head* Puu!"

Ash" * falls on knees* PICKACHUUUUUUUUU..."

on the other world in Japan......

Black Mokona" Something has arrived! * throws out pickachu*"

Pikachu" * dazed*......pickaaa....."

Watanuki" * jumps ten feet into the air* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?"

---------------

Shoot me. It's late I have an imagination thats on the loose and will unleash inexplainable things. But for some reason when I see Mokona and Syaoran together, they remind me alot of Ash and Pickachu from Pokemon, and I just thought I would put Sakura in Misty's clothes cause she looks like her too. lol.

Chow!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ashlee on March 31 2006, 12:27 am
Syaoran "You know what guys. I am happy that Yuuko took Sakura memories from her. Now I can meet other people........Hey Kuro-puppy are you free tonight"

Sakura "I hate you all! I hate Mokona! I hate Kuro! I hate fai! Must most of all I hate you Syaoran. You can't even do a simple thing  by collecting my feathers!!"

Fai: "You know Kuro, At first I though you were cute, now I know better....Your hot"
(may be that one doesn't coun't. he might say that....)

Here is a little story
Kuro: "Sorry Syaoran, but me and Sakura are ditching you. "
Sakura: "That is right. I need a REAL man. Right Kuro-puppy"
Kuro: "Right you are my little sugar bun:
Syaoran: "..... DIE KURO DIE!!!"
*Syaoran gets his but kick*
Sakura: "sweety pie, are you hurt"
Kuro: "nothing I couldn't handle"
*Kuro & Sakura walks away*
Fai: "hey Syaoran, got your but kick too. That dam witch took my honey bun."
Syaoran: "Are you free tonight?"

heee
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on April 01 2006, 04:29 am
Extra Scene from Chapter 110

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(Fai and Sakura come out from behind the column; the fourteen Dragons and our five all look at each other warily (except for conveniently asleep!Sakura)
Fai: Wow, I wonder what's up with our group always running into these dysfunctional gay couples. First we meet that Seishirou and have to deal with his obsession with that vampire Subaru. Then we run smack into Ashura and Yasha, and now we're in another war-torn world with opposing factions led by two men in love with each other.
Kamui: (glares and glowers) I am NOT in love with Fuuma.
(Group is silent)
(Yuzuriha stifles giggle)
(Yuuto bites his lip to keep a straight face.)
(Sorata snorts)
(Arashi stomps on his foot)
(Fuuma smirks)
Kamui: ...Damn you all to hell.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: envyofthestage on April 09 2006, 09:45 am
Syaoran: Sakura...have you gained weight?
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sayora Chan on April 12 2006, 12:44 am
First off... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Touya: (To Sayoran) You will make such an awesome brother in law!!

Fai: I'd rather go home than find another lousy feather.  *Uses his magic and goes home*

Syaoran: (To Sakura) You're awake and your life is no longer in danger.  I got ruins to uncover, you're on your own.  *leaves*

Kurogane: Thanks to Tomoyo's spell I no longer have to hide that I always wanted to be a pacifist.

Yuuko: I'm having a 30% off sale.

Mokona: My 106th secret technique is....Silence.

Sakura: I don't want my memories back.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ishiyaki on April 17 2006, 03:54 am
touya( to syaoran):my sister? oh yes, of course, you can be her boyfriend :rotfl:

yukito:I would be better king than touya... :hehe:

kurogane: devils? my god!!! I have to hide!! run!!!!!!! :icon_pale: :sad6:

Fye(to mokona): do you wanna be my meal? you seems so delicious...manjuu... :heh:

Yuuko: If you want travel...buy a train's ticket....XD :tongue:

sakura: syaoran? he's stupid...he only wants that I'm in love with him... :heh:

syaoran(to sakura): I have to work a lot, search your feathers yourself!!! :angry:

mokona: leave me!!! I don't wanna be with you!!! -_-
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on April 27 2006, 12:47 pm
Yukito: I'm so glad I'm from Clow. So many other countries require priests to be celibate.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ying Hua on April 27 2006, 01:20 pm
(the group arrives in a dangerous world and an even more dangerous man comes and grabs Sakura's hand)
Syaoran: Eh, what's wrong, Sakura-hime? Can't you fight him yourself? I'm too tired right now and besides, I'm wounded...

Kurogane: Fye, will you be my wife?

Sakura: *sees Syaoran getting hurt* Syaoran-kun, I thought you were better than that?!

Fye: I'm tired of smiling, I'll just be my regular self now, I don't care if King Ashura or whoever catches me...

Mokona: I've had enough of this, you guys travel by yourselves and I'll go back to Japan...

Yuuko: FREE! Get them now, everything is FREE!!!

[I'm having a hard time thinking up of these... They're the best I can do...]
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: kirbycat89 on May 01 2006, 01:35 pm
I don't know if anyone has done these before...

Kuro: Why am I the daddy? I wanted to be the mommy!! *pouts*

Kuro: Should I dye my hair blonde? Maybe I should get a manicure instead...?

Kuro: Never fear! Super Daddy is here!

Sakura: Syaoran, just say "I love you already!" It's not that hard! God....you think I can't tell you like me? You're so obvious!

Sakura: What's with these cute dresses? *Puts on gothic clothes*

Syaoran: Why am I doing this again?

Syaoran: I'm secretly a KuroxFai and Tomo/Saku fanboy!

Kurogane: So you won't use your magic?
Fai: Are you stupid or something? How many times do I have to freaking say no!?
Kurogane: Waaaaah! Fai Is a meany!

Kurogane: Syaoran, Sakura and Fai...why can't I ever call you by your names?

Fai: *pointing to himself * This smile is a 100% fake
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ying Hua on May 03 2006, 06:50 pm
Syaoran: *singing* Don't cha wish you boyfriend was HOT like me?
Sakura: But Syaoran-kun, I thought you ARE my boyfriend?

[eh... haha, I thought it was funny. Syaoran's supposed to be singing in tune to "Don't cha" *if I got that right* of the Pussy Cat Dolls *if I got the group title right*]
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mimie on May 10 2006, 11:33 am
Wahahaha!!!!!!! This is soooooo funny!!!!!!!! hehehe....ok ok here's my take.....

Quote from: Lonely Werewolf on May 03 2006, 06:50 pm
Syaoran: *singing* Don't cha wish you boyfriend was HOT like me?
Sakura: But Syaoran-kun, I thought you ARE my boyfriend?

[eh... haha, I thought it was funny. Syaoran's supposed to be singing in tune to "Don't cha" *if I got that right* of the Pussy Cat Dolls *if I got the group title right*]

Wahahaha! I listened to "Don't 'cha!" right after that! Hehehe in my opinion it suits Syaoran very well hehehe
 Anyway here's my take

I love YOu [Take 1]
Kuro: I....I.....
Mokona: Yo, kurogane's saying something
Kuro: I think.....*blushes*
Fai: Could it be???????
Kuro: I think I love *looks straight at Fai*
Fai: OH!!!!! Kuro-pii!!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!
Kuro: I think I love this cake.... *munch munch*
Fai: O.O that was embarassing...... *sob* I'm gonna go die now.....

Prom Night [Take 1]
Sakura: Syaoran.....
Syaoran: Yes, hime?
Sakura: Syaoran. *vein popping*
Syaoran: ? *sweatdrop*
Sakura: Darn it! aren't you going to ask me to dance?????!!!!!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ~Bloody_Rose~ on May 11 2006, 12:00 am
Quote from: Mimie on May 10 2006, 11:33 am
Wahahaha! I listened to "Don't 'cha!" right after that! Hehehe in my opinion it suits Syaoran very well hehehe
 Anyway here's my take

I love YOu [Take 1]
Kuro: I....I.....
Mokona: Yo, kurogane's saying something
Kuro: I think.....*blushes*
Fai: Could it be???????
Kuro: I think I love *looks straight at Fai*
Fai: OH!!!!! Kuro-pii!!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!
Kuro: I think I love this cake.... *munch munch*
Fai: O.O that was embarassing...... *sob* I'm gonna go die now.....
aww.. so cute! very funny!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ~Emethyst~ on May 11 2006, 12:31 am
Here are the ones I like:

Quote
Touya: (To Syaoran) You will make such an awesome brother in law!!

Quote
I love YOu [Take 1]
Kuro: I....I.....
Mokona: Yo, kurogane's saying something
Kuro: I think.....*blushes*
Fai: Could it be???????
Kuro: I think I love *looks straight at Fai*
Fai: OH!!!!! Kuro-pii!!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!
Kuro: I think I love this cake.... *munch munch*
Fai: O.O that was embarassing...... *sob* I'm gonna go die now.....

Quote
Kuro: Never fear! Super Daddy is here!

Hehe... Find them amusing :ROTFL:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Magical Angel 101 on May 11 2006, 03:11 am
Quote from: Ashlee on March 31 2006, 12:27 am
Syaoran "You know what guys. I am happy that Yuuko took Sakura memories from her. Now I can meet other people........Hey Kuro-puppy are you free tonight"

Sakura "I hate you all! I hate Mokona! I hate Kuro! I hate fai! Must most of all I hate you Syaoran. You can't even do a simple thing  by collecting my feathers!!"

Fai: "You know Kuro, At first I though you were cute, now I know better....Your hot"
(may be that one doesn't coun't. he might say that....)

Here is a little story
Kuro: "Sorry Syaoran, but me and Sakura are ditching you. "
Sakura: "That is right. I need a REAL man. Right Kuro-puppy"
Kuro: "Right you are my little sugar bun:
Syaoran: "..... DIE KURO DIE!!!"
*Syaoran gets his but kick*
Sakura: "sweety pie, are you hurt"
Kuro: "nothing I couldn't handle"
*Kuro & Sakura walks away*
Fai: "hey Syaoran, got your but kick too. That dam witch took my honey bun."
Syaoran: "Are you free tonight?"

heee
Oh MY GOSH THAT WAS HULRIOUSE! sorry if spelt it wrong I never laugh so hard in my life!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: AirKitty on May 14 2006, 01:30 pm
Hmmm... let me think......

Touya: Yukito, we are over I'm in love with Syaoran!!! * squeals lile an obssesed fan girl *

Sakura: Does this dress make me look fat?
Syaoran: ...... * walks away slowly *

Mokana: Mokana hates you all...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: saki on May 14 2006, 07:53 pm
Sakura:  OMG LOLZ! Dat Orlando BLum is soooooo hotttt! Isnt he Kowaiiiii! im gona strat a fanklub. It wil be cold THE ORLY FANKLUB OF TH WORLD Lolz! Its gona hav a "Y ORLY" sextion and a "Y ORLY IS SO KYUTTTEEE" sextion, an its gona hav a "Y ORLY IS MINNNNNEEEE" sextion an an "Y U SHUD KEEP AWAY FROM MY ORLY" Sextion. Am so exsited! LOLZ! xxxooooxxxxoooo

Me: I hate Orlando. Orlando sucks.

Sakura: If u wana flayme my webpayge den u must be jelous of me CUZ ORLY LUVS me! An I am gona mary him and u ar noting but a sekond rate trying hard hard COPIKAT!

Me: Right. What about Syaoran?

Sakura: Ciaowron cant take my Orly away! ORLY is MINE He is my litle CARE BEAR LUVE BUN FOREVAH!
 If u tink Ciaowron or Fy or Kurowgane can take my precius away den u are DED RONG!  OMG!  So jus giv up nw!

Me: ...whatever.

Sakura:  LOLz! hugs an kises,
"Da sexyest gurl of ORLY B!" xxxxooooxxxxoooooxxxxxooooxxxxooooo
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: mia-chan on May 16 2006, 12:25 am
LOL these are so funny, especially the ones about Mokona! Please keep them coming, can't think of any of my own at the moment.
Also that pokemon one, so funny!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mimie on May 16 2006, 04:17 pm
I decided to post another one since this thread is becoming a fast favorite of mine. Okay here goes....

Fai:: Don't stare. That's rude.
Kuro: Well...
Kuro: Oi! I told you not to touch *THAT*!!!!!
Fai: *smile*
Mokona: Fai is getting uncontrollable these days! Hyuu!
Syaoran: Sakura, what do you say we have a look at yours.
Sakura: No way!
Syaoran: *smile* Come on, just a LITTLE peek????
Fai: Waiii! Me too!
Kurogane: ........
Sakura: *blushes* Well.....

*Places her cards on the table*

Fai, Kuro, Syaoran:....................
Sakura: Go fish. ^^

well, i was not happy with that. maybe the next time.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Li_shaoran on May 19 2006, 06:55 am
Syaoran to Sakura: "Wanna see my weaponry and battle skills?" :hehe:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mimie on May 19 2006, 11:30 am
Haha, that was so funny! Okay, I'll try again.

Fai: Damn it! What the f**k are you thinking?????!!!!!!!!!! You damn b***ch. Just give the dang tatoo back already!!!!!!!

Kuro: Now, now bad language is not the solution to everything Fai. Shame on you. Bad kitty.

Yuuko: ......... I will curse you.

Fai: Oh yea? Why you **** ***** witch!

Sakura: Say, miss Yuuko, why don't you do what Fai-san says already. Oh, and while you're at it, give me back my missing memories too.

Kuro: Yeah and my sword too, please?

Syaoran: What Sakura said. Yawn.

Yuuko: WHAT THE HELL THE EVERYBODY THINK OF ME, THEIR MAID????

Watanuki: Um, Miss Yuuko, here's the rug you asked for.

Yuuko: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's it! I quit.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ricochet on June 01 2006, 01:32 pm
kurogane:Mokonas sooooo cool

syaoran: lets ditch this world because the feathers are too hard to get

fai:lets meet ashura YAY!

fei wong reed:let them get all the feathers im too lazy...

sakura:and why am i w/ syaoran again??
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Tenkuuken on June 01 2006, 02:21 pm
I posted this somewhere, but...

Dark Syaoran to Syaoran: "You're nothing but a second-rate, trying hard copycat!" (splashes red wine on his face)

Sakura: But memory enhancers don't work on me!

.... Uh, mental block. I'll think of something....
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mimie on June 01 2006, 02:40 pm
Quote from: Tenkouken on June 01 2006, 02:21 pm
I posted this somewhere, but...

Dark Syaoran to Syaoran: "You're nothing but a second-rate, trying hard copycat!" (splashes red wine on his face)

Sakura: But memory enhancers don't work on me!

.... Uh, mental block. I'll think of something....

wahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this reminds me of the movie, My First Romance! Squeal!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Tenkuuken on June 02 2006, 01:01 pm
Let me try again...

Fai: "Oh, what a beautiful day! Pyuu pyuu pyuu (whistles, buildings start to fall down)..."

Yuko (in an infomercial): "Travel to different dimensions and see different worlds with Mokona, the creature with 108 secret techniques! He can sing, dance, imitate voices, and can fit anything into his mouth! He's valuable companion in times of trouble, and can chase troublesome blues away! Works as a plush toy, too! (flashes "CALL NOW" signboard)"

...Uh, mental block.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Chibikawa on June 04 2006, 03:25 pm
These are all really funny! I love these "what they would never say" things. Here's some:

Anti-Syaoran: Hey, Syaoran, let's be friends.

Sakura: Syaoran, does this dress make me look fat?
Syaoran: O_o ...
Fai(hanging a Snickers bar to Syaoran): Need a moment?
Syaoran(stuffs Snickers bar in mouth): Mmrf, mff, muh.
Sakura: Aw! You're so sweet!

Fai: Hey, Kuro-chewchew!
Kurogane: Ooh! Kuro-chewchew. That's new. I gotta write that one down.

(Syaoran is currently being beat up by a monster)
Kurogane: ....
Fai: ...
Mokona: ....
Sakura: ... *yawns*
Syaoran: Why isn't anyone calling my name in distress?!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sakaki on June 05 2006, 06:41 am
~ Thread cleaned up a little. Lol, let's try not to get *too* out of control...  ^____^;
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: mela on June 06 2006, 12:16 am
Fai: *sends interdimensional post-it note*
Dearest Ashura,
We are currently in Outo country. It's very lovely.
Come over some day for some chocolate cake. It's delicious.

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T! Nyaa nyaa! XP
Love, Fai

Kuro: I'll get your tattoo back, Fai. No matter what. This is something I must do. He is the most important person to me *stuck on loop*

Yuuko: *sells Ginyruu to a Japanese museum*

Mokona: I want to watch porn!

Sakura: One day, when I grow up I will surely achieve my lifelong dream of being a sumo wrestler.

Syaoran: I hate books. Let's play videogames.

Sakura: I love you.
Mokona: I know.

Kurogane (covered in body glitter, lands in Yuuko's shop): You mean this isn't a gay bar?
Yuuko: No.
Kurogane: TOMOYO YOU B***H! And I spent hours getting ready too *pout*
*looks over at Fai*
Kurogane: Are you sure this isn't a gay bar?

Fai: I hate you all *uses magic and kills everyone*

Syaoran: I want gender reassignment surgery.
Mokona: Me too!
o_o

*group lands in Celes*
Fai: Yay, home sweet home!
(everyone looks in the pool)
Kurogane: What... is... that...?
Syaoran: No, it can't be...
Sakura: Why is there a giant sushi roll in the ice?
Fai: I'm keeping it fresh, duh! I love sushi!

Fai: Let's go to group therapy!

Mokona: Mokona Modoki is not excited at all.

Sakura: Tomoyo is my most treasured person. I'm leaving you guys and staying with her, I don't care about my memories.
Syaoran: Cool. See ya.

Mokona: Who farted? That was my mouth you guys were in, btw. *gags*

Kurogane: Okay Fai, you can be on top this time.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: AirKitty on June 08 2006, 10:45 am
Watanuki: Yuuko!! My love do you want some more sake?
     Yuuko: naa..... That stuff kills you.

    Syoaran: I'm tired of working for this  Sakura girl..... i'll use the feathers to rule hte world!!! Muahahahahahahahah.....

    Mokona: Everyone, i have an announcement to make.
         Sakura: get on with it you white manju bun!
     Fai: Anyone want sushi!
         Kurogane: Fai-poo plz don't interuppted Mokona.
       Syoaran: SHUT UP!! hes starting
   ( spotlight goes on mokona)
    Mokona: I am a .............  Girl!
                            : Everyone gasps:  :icon_pale:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ashlee on June 08 2006, 10:49 am
Fai: Syaoran is a good boy :p
Syaoran: NO, I'm a rebel *puts on his shades*
Kamui:Oh syaoran, you are the best in the world. Lets go shopping some time ^^;
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ishiyaki on June 10 2006, 12:32 am
dark syao: hey, brother syaoran! do you wanna play with me?
syao: yeah!!! I wanna play with you...I'll be the prince and you the princess!
sakura:what!!!!! I'm your princess!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: suu_no_clover on June 10 2006, 10:13 am
Buhuhuwahahah. Suu has been inspired by chappie 118. ^_^ I'll put it in spoiler tags, incase people haven't read it. (If you haven't, you should. *cough* NOW.)

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::ichi-ban no taaaku::
(wapanese! Fear it! :XD:)
Yin-Syao: (in Yang-Syao's body) *sing-song* The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone~ Oops! Not anymore!! bwahahahah....
Fai: O_O! Syaoran-kun?
Yin-Syao: mwa ha ha.... oh. *pretending to be Yang (badly)* Hello, Fai-san! What ever might you be doing here?
Fai: What are you doing in Syaoran's body?! I get first dibs! Then the princess, then the ninja, then the manjuu, if the kid hasn't died yet... *mumble mumble*
Yin: Err..... what do you mean, Fai-san? I'm Syaoran.
Fai: Are not. Syaoran may be emo, but he's not that emo. And violent. Yeah. You just made that hot guy over there armless.
Yin: ....Okay, so you're observant.
Fai: Fangirls are more observant, He-who-is-in-Syaoran's-body.
Yin: Please, the name is George.
Fai: .....Oh...kaaaaay.... George?
Yin (George): Yes.
Fai: How the hell did you get a name like that?
Yin (George): Fei Wong-sama got a little uncreative after he named the first minion/clone.... I was the second. *siiigh*
Fai: So are there anymore of you, Syaoran-but-not Syaorans?
Yin (George): Yeah, we had a 3rd, but Fei Wong just named him Syaoran again, and stuck the word 'Li' on the end of his name. He was a short one. Never knew what happened to the kid....
Fai: *blink* I see. Err.... Have fun, then. *leaves* 
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ashlee on June 10 2006, 10:17 am
Quote from: suu_no_clover on June 10 2006, 10:13 am
Buhuhuwahahah. Suu has been inspired by chappie 118. ^_^ I'll put it in spoiler tags, incase people haven't read it. (If you haven't, you should. *cough* NOW.)

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::ichi-ban no taaaku::
(wapanese! Fear it! :XD:)
Yin-Syao: (in Yang-Syao's body) *sing-song* The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone~ Oops! Not anymore!! bwahahahah....
Fai: O_O! Syaoran-kun?
Yin-Syao: mwa ha ha.... oh. *pretending to be Yang (badly)* Hello, Fai-san! What ever might you be doing here?
Fai: What are you doing in Syaoran's body?! I get first dibs! Then the princess, then the ninja, then the manjuu, if the kid hasn't died yet... *mumble mumble*
Yin: Err..... what do you mean, Fai-san? I'm Syaoran.
Fai: Are not. Syaoran may be emo, but he's not that emo. And violent. Yeah. You just made that hot guy over there armless.
Yin: ....Okay, so you're observant.
Fai: Fangirls are more observant, He-who-is-in-Syaoran's-body.
Yin: Please, the name is George.
Fai: .....Oh...kaaaaay.... George?
Yin (George): Yes.
Fai: How the hell did you get a name like that?
Yin (George): Fei Wong-sama got a little uncreative after he named the first minion/clone.... I was the second. *siiigh*
Fai: So are there anymore of you, Syaoran-but-not Syaorans?
Yin (George): Yeah, we had a 3rd, but Fei Wong just named him Syaoran again, and stuck the word 'Li' on the end of his name. He was a short one. Never knew what happened to the kid....
Fai: *blink* I see. Err.... Have fun, then. *leaves* 
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!! george...:lol:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Tenkuuken on June 17 2006, 06:08 pm
Quote from: suu_no_clover on June 10 2006, 10:13 am
Buhuhuwahahah. Suu has been inspired by chappie 118. ^_^ I'll put it in spoiler tags, incase people haven't read it. (If you haven't, you should. *cough* NOW.)

Show content

::ichi-ban no taaaku::
(wapanese! Fear it! :XD:)
Yin-Syao: (in Yang-Syao's body) *sing-song* The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone~ Oops! Not anymore!! bwahahahah....
Fai: O_O! Syaoran-kun?
Yin-Syao: mwa ha ha.... oh. *pretending to be Yang (badly)* Hello, Fai-san! What ever might you be doing here?
Fai: What are you doing in Syaoran's body?! I get first dibs! Then the princess, then the ninja, then the manjuu, if the kid hasn't died yet... *mumble mumble*
Yin: Err..... what do you mean, Fai-san? I'm Syaoran.
Fai: Are not. Syaoran may be emo, but he's not that emo. And violent. Yeah. You just made that hot guy over there armless.
Yin: ....Okay, so you're observant.
Fai: Fangirls are more observant, He-who-is-in-Syaoran's-body.
Yin: Please, the name is George.
Fai: .....Oh...kaaaaay.... George?
Yin (George): Yes.
Fai: How the hell did you get a name like that?
Yin (George): Fei Wong-sama got a little uncreative after he named the first minion/clone.... I was the second. *siiigh*
Fai: So are there anymore of you, Syaoran-but-not Syaorans?
Yin (George): Yeah, we had a 3rd, but Fei Wong just named him Syaoran again, and stuck the word 'Li' on the end of his name. He was a short one. Never knew what happened to the kid....
Fai: *blink* I see. Err.... Have fun, then. *leaves* 

XD XD XD I liked this one a lot!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Sakupu-chan on June 17 2006, 06:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! soooo funny!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: azure on June 20 2006, 02:33 pm
These have all been so great!!!  I'm enjoying myself immensly. ^_^

*Begin Scene*
Syaoran:  *low and seductive* Kurogane, I want you badly.
Kurogane:  *blushes* Shh!  Not in public.  You know I'm shy.
Sakura:  Can I please join in this time?
Fai:  This world has camcorders we can use to tape it!!
Syaoran: No one invited you magician!  Go away!  And Sakura, you can watch this time.
*End Scene*

*Begin Scene*
Syaoran: *talks for 30 minutes about the history of the world they just landed in*
Kurogane:  Really?  You're so smart Syaoran!  Tell me more!
Syaoran:  Actually, I just made all that s*** up.  We haven't even met anyone yet from this world.  So how the hell am I gonna know anything about the history?
Kurogane:  *sniffs*
*End Scene*

*Begin Scene*
Fai:  So, we have to see into that top window to find out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Syaoran:  That's right.
Fai:  Ok.  Kurogane, come give me a boost.
Kurogane:  Ok. *speaks slowly*  You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
Fai:  Not a moral boost, you idiot.  A physical one.
Kurogane:  Oh.
*End Scene*

Kurogane:  Oh crap, am I home?  I don't wanna be here.  Those damn creditors are gonna come after me once they know I'm back.  Quick Mokona!  Get us out of here!

Sakura:  *sings*  I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!!!

Mokona:  Eat me!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ishiyaki on June 20 2006, 11:46 pm
ahahaha!!! very good Azure-san!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: princesslore on July 11 2006, 06:31 am
Let me try!!!

Sakura: now... I can remember... that.. you!! Syaoran-kun!! You owe me a table dance show!!

Syaoran: *drunk* hip.... you know sakura....hip....you could be more sexy....hip... if you have some bubs for a chance... hip...

XD!!!

You like them???
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: princesslore on July 15 2006, 06:35 am
:heh:Well, I really didn't like my last post, let's try again:

Begin Scene
Syaoran: *watching some cute flying brids in the blue sky....*
*Suddenly...  BANG!!!!, one dead bird falls*
Sakura: *with a gun* damn birds...

Sakura: .... why can't I have a horn or fins instead of wings?

XD!!!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Mimie on July 15 2006, 11:27 am
Oh! I have one from chapter 121-22

Kuro: WHY?
Syaoran:....
Kuro: Why the hell did you do this?!
Syaoran: because *narrow eyes*
Kuro: !
Syaoran: he....*points at unconcious Fai*
Kuro: ?!
Syaoran: was spending too much time with Sakura!
Kuro: Damn!

CLAMP: CUT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Capella on July 15 2006, 12:27 pm
I'll try my hand at this. :wink:

Syaoran: You know, in traveling between all these different worlds, I have come to truly realize that in all of them there is only one person for me – one person I want to always be with, and always protect, and that person is…Ryuu-ou.

Sakura: *Points to Syaoran, Fai, and Kurogane* See these hot men, ladies and gents? I know you want them, but I’m afraid you can’t have them! Why? Because they all belong to me. They’re all mine! Muahahaha!

*In Celes*
Chii: And you know what that b**ch of a magician did to me then? He turned me into an alarm system. Honestly, just because he made me he thinks he can treat me like some kind of object! He obviously doesn’t realize just how lucky he is to have such a beautiful, loyal subject…*pouts*
Ashura-ou: He is utterly unworthy of you, my dearest. Do you want me to catch him for you, honey?
Chii: Don’t worry about it, Ashura-baby. I’d much rather have you right here, if…you know what I mean.
Ashura-ou: …What, in the pool?
Chii: *facepalm*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Luci-Chan~~ on July 19 2006, 07:55 am
Sakura: I loooooooooooooooooooooooove You FAI I looooove you more than shaoran!!!
Kuro: Hey!! what a cute bunny ♥__♥ It's soooooo cute!!! can I adopt it'???
I thouth that right now xDD
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: princesslore on July 27 2006, 10:44 am
Let's see......

Syaoran: *shakes sakura* REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME!!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG YOU!!!! *SOB*

Mokona: Mokona secret ability is... play dead *plays dead*

Chii: Chii feels alone.. Fay doesn't love Chii... he's not the person only for Chii....

Syaoran: Hime, how many feathers did you lose?
Sakura: hm... about 204
Syaoran: ....goodbye oh cruel world... *kills himself*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Takeru on July 29 2006, 06:21 pm
Sakura: "I lost my feathers!"
Syaoran: "Your mom lost her feathers."

Syaoran: "BOOM HEADSHOT!!"

Syaoran: "You told me we were gonna go to the Hundred Acre Wood!!"

Meh, it's not easy to think of something funny at 1:30 in the morning. X_x
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Airashii on July 31 2006, 11:27 am
Me, I want to try!

Kurogane: 'Like, totally, I like your hair Fai!'
Fai: *grumpy* 'Yeah, whatev.'
Syaoran: 'Kuro-chan, I love you!'
Sakura: *with a bat on her hand* 'What did you say?!'
Syaoran: 'Nothing, honey muffin.'

....... :dodge: That was too lame...
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Takeru on July 31 2006, 11:57 am
Syaoran: "I have a sense of humor."
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: chibi_seishiraon77 on July 31 2006, 12:04 pm
umm...here's one....

*Piffle Country*
Syaoran: sakura...i've realized that i dont need you anymore....im over you....i have....
someone...else...
Sakura: ...snap!...oh..no he didn't....who do u think you are? YOU cannot not dump ME...do u want me to get kuro-don...to teach u a lesson...make u blind in the other eye....
Syaoran: no....i....but...
Sakura: yeah..thats what i thought....now shut up...and get that darn manjuu to give this stupid dress to yuuko....

gomenasai....its not very good... :dodge:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Koushiro on July 31 2006, 11:47 pm
on the contrary.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Zettai daijoubu on July 31 2006, 11:55 pm
Syaoran: "let me tell u the coldest joke of the century.."
Everyone else: "What?"
Syaoran:" i've been to Anatartica yesterday!"
Everyone else: -.-"""""
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Jeannette on August 03 2006, 06:34 am
*In Nihon, when Tomoyo and Kurogane were young*

*Tomoyo and Kurogane walk in on Kendappa and Souma kissing*
Tomoyo: ^___^
Kurogane: O_o
Kendappa: Tomoyo-chan! What have I told you about just walking in here?!
Tomoyo: Sorry. ^_^
Kendappa: No, you're not.
Kurogane: You two... are...?
Souma: *clears throat* Umm... yes. And one day you'll find a beautiful woman for yourself, I'm sure.
Tomoyo: No, he won't. ^_^
*Kendappa, Souma, and Kurogane stare at her for a moment*
Kendappa: You mean...?
*Tomoyo grins and nods*
*Kendappa pulls Kurogane into a hug*
Kurogane: O_O
Kendappa: Oh, that's FANTASTIC! Tomoyo-chan, now we'll have someone else to read the yaoi we get from Yuuko-san! You know how Souma prefers yuri and all.
Souma: *blushes* Kendappa-ou!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Tatasenko on August 12 2006, 09:40 am
Fai : i'm fed up of this travel! I WANNA GO HOME !!!

Kurogane : Fai,can you teach me how to whistle?

Shaolan : Sakura,hurry up and get the food ready,i'm hungry!

Sakura : i'm not tired at all! come on guys,let's go to nightclub!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Hack on August 12 2006, 09:44 am
syao: knock knock
sakura: who's there?
syao : syao~ran
sakura: syao~ran who?
syao: syao~ran two~!
everyone: >>;;;
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: TwilightDreamer06 on August 12 2006, 12:31 pm
LOL!
haha hack.<3fly's and Takeru's made me laugh... =3

yea.. this is my post from another board.
"PAA!

::Mokona dumps everyone in a new world::

Mokona: Are we there yet?
Everyone: 0.o?

 I think I could have worded that better.... oh well. ^^; I suppose its not too bad for 4:42 am...."

I love how pretty capturedwings looks... =D
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: TwilightDreamer06 on August 12 2006, 12:40 pm
Quote from: Chibikawa on June 04 2006, 03:25 pm
These are all really funny! I love these "what they would never say" things. Here's some:

Anti-Syaoran: Hey, Syaoran, let's be friends.

Sakura: Syaoran, does this dress make me look fat?
Syaoran: O_o ...
Fai(hanging a Snickers bar to Syaoran): Need a moment?
Syaoran(stuffs Snickers bar in mouth): Mmrf, mff, muh.
Sakura: Aw! You're so sweet!

Fai: Hey, Kuro-chewchew!
Kurogane: Ooh! Kuro-chewchew. That's new. I gotta write that one down.

(Syaoran is currently being beat up by a monster)
Kurogane: ....
Fai: ...
Mokona: ....
Sakura: ... *yawns*
Syaoran: Why isn't anyone calling my name in distress?!

BWAHAHAH XD
hehe thats funny... =D
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: TwilightDreamer06 on August 12 2006, 01:05 pm
*back in Clow Country*

::enter chibi -Sakura and Syaoran playing in the castle::

Syaoran:  I'm gonna be a mighty king
          So enemies beware!
          I'm brushing up on looking down
          I'm working on my roar!!

Yukito:   Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

Syaoran:  Oh, I just can't wait to be king!!!

Syaoran: No one saying do this
Sakura:   No one saying be there
Syaoran:  No one saying stop that
Sakura:   No one saying see here
Yukito:  Now see here!

Sakura:  Free to run around all day
          Free to do it all my way

Yukito: I think it's time that you and I
          Arranged a heart to heart

Yukito:   If this is where the monarchy is headed
          Count me out
          Out of service, out of Clow
          I wouldn't hang about
          This child is getting wildly out of wing

Syaoran:  Oh, I just can't wait to be king

          Everybody look left
          Everybody look right
          Everywhere you look I'm
          Standing in the spotlight

Sakura: Let every creature go for broke and sing
          Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
          It's gonna be King Syao's finest fling

Syaoran: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
          Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
          Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

*enter Sakura's brother giving Syaoran the evil eye*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: TwilightDreamer06 on August 12 2006, 01:07 pm
XD inspired by the Mulan one ~
^^;
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Tatasenko on August 19 2006, 11:32 am
Fai pounting in front of a mug of Kurogane's blood
Kurogane: what is it again?the soup isn't good???
Fai:...i would like some cookies to eat with  :keke:
Kurogane weeping: nobody loves me  :cry:
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Hokuto on August 26 2006, 01:35 am
I've been in a topic like this before! It was like 50 pages XD Let's beat that!

Sakura: Syaoran I LOVE YOU
Syaoran: ERROR. LOVE. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE. *explodes*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Hokuto on August 27 2006, 12:08 pm
Yuuko: To save Fay... you must...
*long pause*
Kuro: Do what?!
Mokona: ....you must... EAT LEEKS!!!
Kuro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Paccy on September 02 2006, 12:40 am
Hahaha, I'll try some..

Sakura: FAI! KUROGANE! GIMME FANSERVICE, NOW! *angry face*
Kurogane: *eager to begin* Yes, princess! Right away! :D *grabs Fai*

Syaoran: Sakuraaa~! Can I borrow one of your pink panties?

Fai: *Points imaginary sword at Kurogane* Kurogane! You killed my father! D:<
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Becster on September 09 2006, 08:00 pm
Sorata: You know what, screw the history, screw Hanshin, forget about that cold hearted h0r I call my wife...AND FORGET ABOUT KIDS!! *points at Kurogane* Oi, you! *points at Arashi* She's perfectly free. Go! Take her off my hands already!

Ashura: No you CANNOT go to the Moon Castle you stupid boy.

Yuuko: ...I think I'll donate some of this stuff to charity. And while I'm at it...I reckon I should go for detox. All this alcohol...not good for the system. I quite like my liver the way it is.

Sakura: *points at Kurogane and Fai* I'VE HAD ENOUGH. WILL YOU TWO JUST GO SCREW ALREADY?! YOU COULD BRING DOWN THE HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIGGIN' SEXUAL TENSION!!!!

Another Sorata one...

Sorata: Call me Sora-chan and I'll tear your head off your shoulders.

Fai: ...Okay. Fine. I guess I do have some issues. Maybe we should all sit down and talk about how we're really feeling down in the depths of our souls. Or maybe I should try councilling. I mean, smiling like this 24/7? Especially when you don't really want to? It's murder on the cheek. Really.

...Yeeeeeeah. I should probably back away and leave this thread now o_O; Those were terrible.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: AirKitty on September 10 2006, 01:40 pm
Syaoran: Eat Coconut evil demon! : throws cocnut at Sakura:
  Sakura: Ow! What a minute... I remeber everything, oh, and Syaoran the thing i wanted to say to you was.......................
you owe me ten bucks.

Kurogane:  I can't hold it in no more!  :cry:  : Rocks back and forth in a ball and whispers "mommy" over and over:
Fai: there, there Kurogane. We all need to exprees our feelings, its horrible to keep emotions locked up inside.

 Mokona: Eat me!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: theufw on September 10 2006, 02:59 pm
It's just me...but I find them funny!^^

Syaoran: Bwahhahahaaaah!!! *smashes ancient relics*

Sakura: I am turning into a new leaf! I don't need the feathers no more~! Tomoyo-hime, we will run away together!
Kurogane: What! I need you Sakura! Fye don't love me anymore!
Syaoran: I love you, Kurogane...
Kurogane: It's Kuro-puu~!
(backstage)
Mokona: Why did you reject him!!
Fye: It is all for you, you stupid manjuu bun! Kurogane likes small white things! I'LL EAT YOU!

Ok, its lame...^^
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Kazuki on September 11 2006, 06:33 am
Ok, let me give it a try...

Kurogane: - OMG! BAMBI'S MOM IS DEAD!!!  :cry:

==

Kuro: - Where's that white manjuu?
C!Syaoran: - I need magic to find the feathers.
Kuro: - You ate it too!?
C!Syaoran: - It looked tasty...  ¬¬

==

Touya: - Yuki, you make me the happiest bride ever! ^^

==

Sakura: - Guys, check out my new boobs!

==

Fay: - Back in Celes I was  Ashura's sexy boy toy.

==

Yeah... I know. They suck ._.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: tsuki on September 19 2006, 05:18 pm
hey!how bout this??

syaoran:sakura.............i nedd to tell u something.i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,iaiaiaiai(singing like a fool)
mokona:aww!!thats so bad!!
sakura:stop it syaoran!!*running towards syaoran & slap him!!*
fye:syaoran.......please don sing like that.......i fell sleepy........*sleep*
kuro-pon:hey!i want to sing too! *join syaoran singing*

^____^ i like this story!!(i created)
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: princesslore on September 20 2006, 06:21 am
Hehe Let me try!!

FWR: ....this is so boring... let's read something

Sakura: *snores*
Syaroan: *wakes up and hits her with a pillow* SHUT UP!!!

XD that's it for now
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: princesslore on October 01 2006, 12:31 pm
Syaoran: Sakura, you're dresses are heavier than you.

Sakura/Syaoran/Kurogane/Fay/Mokona: *singing together* I LOVE YOU... YOU LOVE ME... WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY..

Sakura: *killing a poor bird* GIMME FEATHERS!!!! GIMME FEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!!!!

XD so lame!!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Toge-chan on October 01 2006, 12:52 pm
Hmmm. . .

Kurogane: Surrrreee. . . I'll carry you. . . Mokona. ^_^

--

Errm, MAS now.

Kuorgane: *watching TV*
Fai: What the. . .?
Kurogane: This is quite insteresting.
Fai: How come?
Kurogane: Well, Maria is about to confess to Jake. . . but she just found him with another girl who's her sister. . . NOOO. DON'T. SHE'S YOUR SISTER DAMMIT. D:
Fai: *slowly backs away*
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Moro-dashi on October 02 2006, 03:31 am
Kurogane- n_n *feeding Mokona applesauce like a baby* There you go my little fwuffy-uffy-kins <3 Who loves you the most? Who loves you? n__n Yes, Kuro-papa loves you the most!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: BlushJoy on October 08 2006, 10:29 pm
Quote from: quimmy on February 08 2006, 08:12 am
FWR: *sits down with guitar and starts singing Cumbahya (sp?) *
That is wrong on soooo many levels.
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ArikiaCrystal on October 16 2006, 01:59 am
Kurogane: *sing* Life is so good! Happy day!! hihihi *dance* Fai! lets play with my barbie Greshesca!!! Do you want to brush my hair?
Fye: Everybody! Lets talk about myself!! I like to show my true identity! I HATE you Kuro! you piss me off!!!
Shaolan: KYAAAH!! RUN AWAY ITS TOO DANGEROUS!!
Yuko:SAKE?! EUUUUUUUUUURK!! Hate that!!
Sakura: MUHAHAHAHA!!! *maniacal laugh* AM GONNA CREATE MY EMPIRE AND YOU CANT STOP ME!!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: ~Bloody_Rose~ on October 17 2006, 11:05 am
Quote from: Moro-dashi on October 02 2006, 03:31 am
Kurogane- n_n *feeding Mokona applesauce like a baby* There you go my little fwuffy-uffy-kins <3 Who loves you the most? Who loves you? n__n Yes, Kuro-papa loves you the most!
XDD wahaha! that's so funny, daughter-dear!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: KratosAurion on October 17 2006, 02:00 pm
Quote from: Kazuki on September 11 2006, 06:33 am
Ok, let me give it a try...

Kurogane: - OMG! BAMBI'S MOM IS DEAD!!!  :cry:

==

Kuro: - Where's that white manjuu?
C!Syaoran: - I need magic to find the feathers.
Kuro: - You ate it too!?
C!Syaoran: - It looked tasty...  ¬¬

==

Touya: - Yuki, you make me the happiest bride ever! ^^

==

Sakura: - Guys, check out my new boobs!

==

Fay: - Back in Celes I was  Ashura's sexy boy toy.

==

Yeah... I know. They suck ._.

These had to be the funniest i've read here. You made me laugh for a while, specially the C!Syaoran part xD
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Moro-dashi on October 17 2006, 03:35 pm
Quote from: ~Forgiver's Sign~ on October 17 2006, 11:05 am
XDD wahaha! that's so funny, daughter-dear!

I'm glad you liked it, mama!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Ando on January 22 2007, 10:39 am
What better way is there to get a forum going than by contributing random silliness? I am aware of that I'm no good at these, but I'll still give it another try.

Kurogane: *kneels, takes Fai's hands in his and looks into his eyes adoringly* "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day..."
Fai: o_O What're you doing?! *violently pulls back hands* You're a disgrace to all men, you sissy! Have you no manly pride?!
Title: Re: What would a Tsubasa chara never say....
Post by: Kai-Lilly on April 26 2007, 07:09 am
FWR; *dressed in skater style clothing* yo! wazup peeps! (that is SO wrong)
---
Kurogane; *hugs Fai and a tree* my darling Fai! Arn't the tree's wonderful!! It makes me want to dance! *puts on grass skirt and does the hula)
---
Fai; And this one time, in Celes...
---
Csyaoran; *hands Fai his eyeball back* Here's your eye back Fai, I'm very sorry I took it, if you want I'll give you one of mine as intrest
---
Yuuko; Don't worry about the cost dearies, in fact I'll pay YOU!

eheh! (This is a great thread, lots of randomness)