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Title: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 23 2005, 02:17 am: I'm The Center of the Universe.

I'm better than everyone. I kick a$$ at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I $uck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's a$$ because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.

I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.
_{Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/)Net (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=imbest)}
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Director of Music on September 23 2005, 02:51 am: Uh..................................... .....................
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 23 2005, 03:01 am: Whatever makes you happy VexNet.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 23 2005, 05:09 am: I Advise You Don't Patronise Me.

(hint: click the link at the bottom)
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Director of Music on September 23 2005, 06:08 am: What does patronise mean?
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 23 2005, 06:12 am: Talk down to someone, Also can include some Sarcasm in the same sentence.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Star on September 23 2005, 08:26 am: Uhhhh... I am rather lost.Â What is that site about really?Â ( I clicked and I don't get it :cry: )
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 23 2005, 08:27 am: Quote from: Starfire on September 23 2005, 08:26 am
Uhhhh... I am rather lost.Â What is that site about really?Â ( I clicked and I don't get itÂ Â :cry: )

Me neither. I'm confused. Also I'm sorry for patronizing you.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 23 2005, 08:53 am: k, i'll spell it out for you girls...
http://maddox.xmission.com/

Its funny as hell
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Director of Music on September 23 2005, 10:32 am: =3 i already got it.....i guess it is funny..but whyd you put it on here?
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 23 2005, 10:36 am: I don't really see what's funny. A lot like that CCS Insanity Test I posted. To each his own.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: xOLight_AngelOx on September 23 2005, 10:56 am: uh ok......................... O.o;;
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 24 2005, 02:42 am: Quote from: moezy-chan on September 23 2005, 10:36 am
I don't really see what's funny. A lot like that CCS Insanity Test I posted. To each his own.
but that wasn't humour, that was pathectic picture. This is something somebody has spent time into and put down things which a lot of the time speak the truth.

to each thier own up your ******* ***
sorry you couldn't be bothered to gather enough intellegence to understand what he is saying then.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Okamirei on September 24 2005, 02:47 am: ittaina?? o_O
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 24 2005, 04:04 am: Quote from: VexNet on September 24 2005, 02:42 am
but that wasn't humour, that was pathectic picture. This is something somebody has spent time into and put down things which a lot of the time speak the truth.

to each thier own up your ******* ***
sorry you couldn't be bothered to gather enough intellegence to understand what he is saying then.

What I meant by that was what you might find funny is not necessarily what I find funny. We are all entitled to our own opinion, and maybe my insanity test might not amuse you, but it amuses me. I don't expect you to find that funny, so don't expect me to find this website funny. That's the clear and simple truth. And I will say this again, to each his own.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on September 24 2005, 06:29 am: ok, I like smart humour, You like kids humour.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 24 2005, 11:58 am: Quote from: VexNet on September 24 2005, 06:29 am
ok, I like smart humour, You like kids humour.

Doesn't bother me considering I'm going to college to become an elementary teacher. I need to enjoy kids humor so I can get closer to understanding my students.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: fisah on September 24 2005, 05:14 pm: Come on guys, everyone can like something different. I've seen alot of fighting about opinions and ideas, so everyone can like there one thing, ne?

Anyway, I liked the website Vex-net, they were true and funny, which is pretty cool :keke: I also liked teh Insanity test, because I have an inner child, :haha:. Guess I'm one of those oddballs who like everything >_>
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: White Puma on September 24 2005, 06:00 pm: :noteworthy: VexNet is our king :noteworthy:]
:hello2: lol
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Director of Music on September 25 2005, 07:32 am: Yes...PLEASE Dont fight!!!!!! 1) your my brother and aunt 2) Try and have a...friendly atmosphere?
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on September 25 2005, 10:40 am: Ok, I'll stop fighting. Want to make amends VexNet-san? This forum has been going crazy, and I honestly don't want to make it worse. So, truce?
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: c3d on September 25 2005, 10:52 am: *reads all the post, kicks back, gets bag of pop corn and watches vexnet and moezy-chan have a rumble in the jungle*

lol jk

woah!!! heated thread, manz whats up with you vexnet??
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on October 05 2005, 07:38 pm: LOL, don't you get it?
C3D this is exactly the kind of chaoticism which is pretty funny.. seeing people get all whiney about something so little.

i really don't mind if you think its funny or not, But the aim of that site is to get a stir out of people XD
kinda what i did in this thread ^^;;

sorry to anyone i offended or what-not, nothing personal, aight!
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on October 06 2005, 01:42 am: Quote from: VexNet on October 05 2005, 07:38 pm
LOL, don't you get it?
C3D this is exactly the kind of chaoticism which is pretty funny.. seeing people get all whiney about something so little.

i really don't mind if you think its funny or not, But the aim of that site is to get a stir out of people XD
kinda what i did in this thread ^^;;

sorry to anyone i offended or what-not, nothing personal, aight!

Don't worry, I'm not offended. I got over it. And I also hope that I didn't offend you. I really don't like to fight, but at the same time I don't like being walked all over, so I get defensive. It's one of my bad traits.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on October 06 2005, 02:04 am: well it wasn't anything personal anyway, i like to keep the spirit of this amazing site alive everywhere.
plus apparantly Americans don't know Sarcasm very well either.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on October 06 2005, 02:15 am: Quote from: VexNet on October 06 2005, 02:04 am
well it wasn't anything personal anyway, i like to keep the spirit of this amazing site alive everywhere.
plus apparantly Americans don't know Sarcasm very well either.

It's hard for me to understand sarcasm unless I hear it. I'm too literal. Also, I think we've gotten way off topic, so we'd better quit holding conversations on here. If you want to continue, you can PM me, and if not, I won't think anything of it.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on October 06 2005, 08:32 am: Quote from: moezy-chan on October 06 2005, 02:15 am
It's hard for me to understand sarcasm unless I hear it. I'm too literal. Also, I think we've gotten way off topic, so we'd better quit holding conversations on here. If you want to continue, you can PM me, and if not, I won't think anything of it.
thats pretty ignorant
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: moezychan on October 06 2005, 10:05 am: Quote from: VexNet on October 06 2005, 08:32 am
thats pretty ignorant

How is it ignorant? I'm just following the forum rules and we were going off topic.
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: monkey on October 06 2005, 10:40 am: are we? oh yah :D

so anyone read the newspaper? funny snoopy...
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Director of Music on October 14 2005, 07:28 am: Quote from: VexNet on October 06 2005, 02:04 am
well it wasn't anything personal anyway, i like to keep the spirit of this amazing site alive everywhere.
plus apparantly Americans don't know Sarcasm very well either.

Are you kidding? My nickname is the 'Sarcastic One." Im name after my band director cos he has so much sarcasm, and Im following through XDDD
Title: Re: I'm the Best Person in the Universe
Post by: Tessaiga on October 14 2005, 08:50 pm: That page is great! Mwohahahahaaa~! :XD: