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Tales of Randomness (chapter 3 is up ^^)

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Kuro-puppy:

--- Quote from: Meowzy on October 19 2006, 10:12 pm ---Mysterious swordfighter: I am Kratos, a mercenary. If you pay me, i'll take on the job of guarding the Chosen.
Grandma: How much?
Kratos: 2 gald.
Grandma: That's a very high price you're asking....but I guess I have no choice.

*cracks up*
I bet poor little grandma would have a heartattack if she saw the price of those toy weapons. Or the amount of Gald it takes to rebuild Luin...

Keep up the good work!

--- End quote ---

I'm glad you like it ^_^

finished the new chaptre, it's a short one and not much happens really storywise.........i hope you guys enjoy it anyway *sweatdrop*

Chapter 3: Kratos's suicide attempt
*around evening the team arrived at Iselia Town*

Lloyd: I never knew angels go on dates.....
Genis: Me neither....
Colette: He reminded me of that angel i knew.
Lloyd and Genis: You knew an angel?!
Kratos: Pheh!
Colette: Yeah, he had those really cool marbles and then the marbles grew wings and....*keeps on talking*
Lloyd: I think she is lying....
Genis: Wel duh!
Kratos: What a stupid chosen.....i should have asked 3 gald instead of 2!
Genis: Hey, Kratos.
Kratos: What?
Genis: 2 gald is actually really.....cheap, you know? You can't even buy a Lemon Gel for that money.
Kratos: WHAT?! *shocked* I can't believe i've been so stupid, i'm a disgrace to the mercenaries....i-i'm gonna commit suicide!!

*the gang decides to move on while Kratos tries to commit suicide by throwing himself of a 2 inch tall stone. A few minutes later they arrive at Raine's house*

Genis: Sis is gonna kill me for sure!
Lloyd: Don't worry Genis, we're with you.
Colette: Yeah!
Genis: .....Okay *opens the door and finds himself staring into the redglowing eyes of Raine*
Raine: GEEENIISSS!! Didn't i tell you to stay put till i returned from the temple?! Where were you guys all this time?!
Lloyd/Colette and Genis: Umm.....
Raine: Going to the temple without my permission perhaps?!
Lloyd/Colette and Genis: Umm......yeah.
Raine: THAT'S IT!!! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!! *takes out her wand*
Lloyd: Wait! What are you gonna do with th.....
Raine: PHOTON! *a blazing light knocks Lloyd and Colette into the air* And now for you Genis!
Genis: Wh-what are you gonna do to me?
Raine: Nothing. As punishment you are gonna do the dishes and since my insurance didn't pay for the damage you did to the school, i'm taking it out of your allowance!
Genis: What?! But that means i won't be getting an allowance for 200 years!
Raine: Serves you right!
Genis: *sob*

*at the same time in a nearby tree*

Lloyd: Phew, talk about magic!
Colette: It was really pretty!
Lloyd: Um.....Colette?
Colette: Yeah?
Lloyd: Are we hanging upside-down again?
Colette: I think so......yay!
*at that time Kratos, who gave up on trying to commit suicide, walks by and spots the two*
Kratos: Where's Genis? And what the hell are you doing hanging in that tree?!
Lloyd: The professor got really mad and knocked us in this tree. And Genis is still with her......
Kratos: ......Just get out of that tree!
Colette: *whiney voice* But it's cool hanging upside-down!
Kratos: It is?
Lloyd: Yeah, why don't you try it too?
Kratos: Um, okay. *climbs the tree and picks a spot next to Lloyd*
Lloyd and Colette: THIS IS SO COOL!
Kratos: Hmm.....hanging in a tree......

End

Will Genis ever finish washing the dishes and from whom did Lloyd get that strange habit of hanging upside-down in trees? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of .....Tales of Randomness!

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