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Miss Jenni-Maie:
That's F'd up!
Oh my god, they're watching us.
Next they're going to follow us into our homes and play repeating messages while we're sleeping, "Love CardCaptors, Adore Nelvana!"
I must keep a bat under my bed now.
Err...wait...I already do! Haha. Ever since the creepy homeless guy everyone knows as "Dave" came up to me and asked me to have sex with him.
No joke.
I thought he was talking about socks though, haha. He was drunk so I had no clue what he was mumbling about.
Err...yeah...ahh..different topic.....Burn down the Barber Shops!!
Er...someone else come up with a topic!

Oh oh! I'm 5'2''.....I feel tiny.

fisah:
OMG, homeless guy asked you to have sex, I fear humanity right now 0_o

I swear, it was so creepy when I heard that, I was like, I'm god, they must of read my rants and stuff.

Hah, your 5'2", I'm only 5". Ph33R me

My sis is like 5'3", omg, shes taller than you too, dont you feel as significgant as me, lol

Miss Jenni-Maie:
It was scary. And I've encountered him about 3 times now.
First, it was on the bus. Where he sat waaaaaaay to close to me, even though the bus was completely deserted except for him, me and my friend. He saw my friends shoes and said something about them "turning him on"
[shiver]
2nd, was the time I've already told you about. We reported him to the police after that but they did jack about it.
The 3rd time, he recognized me and my friend and asked us to come over so we just booked it to the police station and finally they sent out a car to pick him up and have a "talk".
Apparently this wasn't the first time they've had complains about this, "Dave". My brother knows him and he says he's a decent guy but he just jokes around.
Hmm...nope! Still don't trust the guy!

Tune:
fisah: have some water, dont choke~ :P

there was once kids central (tv program) had this competition for kids called "1 minute of fame" and kids enter it to compete for a medicorp contract. i still remembered there was this little girl who sang a song fr the powerpuff girls and accidentally, i was taking a bowl of soup to the living room and i saw the kid sang "dadadada" on my wide screen plasma tv, i went "HUH?!", tripped on the platform, fell and the soup landed right on top of my head--there goes my lunch. juz so happens that was 13th of a certain mth i forgot, friday. joy to the world-

great...i'm still the shortest wherever i go....

oh, in case, if you want to burn down to barber shops, leave the saloons alone~ :P coz i need to get a hairvut *procrastinates*

fisah:
How can you call a person decent when shoes turn em on?

OMG, that is freaky.

*looks at watch*

OMG, I have to got to bed. I'll talk to everyone later tommorow ^^

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