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moezychan:
<--- If you want weird, check out where I'm located. That tells you how weird I am.

Alexiel:
lols, you're not crazy--or weird moezy-chan, just under pressure of everyday life  (and a bit of insanity i guess :lol:)

Randomness: Name one thing during your school years that you thought was weird/funny.

 > One funny thing that happened a few months ago before summer vacation... St Patrick's day was coming up... my history teacher had mentioned something funny yet disturbing... *lol* Since he's Irish (or was it Scottish? oO) he mentioned that he was going to wax his legs and wear a kilt to school that day... rofl!! But he never really did it :sweatdrop:

Miss Jenni-Maie:
Hmm...something that was weird or funny.

My Japanese Language teacher tossing our school Mascot (the panther) like a ragdoll. And we got it on tape, too!

moezychan:
Got a good one!

When I was in the 6th grade, my math teacher was going over fire procedure, and what we should do in the event that there was a fire in the building. She told us which were the emergency exits and showed us the pathway that we should go. Now I was always the type of student to ask really weird questions. Also, this ties into the story. The class was on the 3rd floor. Here's what I asked her:

"What if there was a fire, and it was right outside our door? How would we escape?"

I was expecting her to tell me to shut up and stop asking stupid questions, because that's what my teachers always did. Instead she said:

"If that happens, then we'll tie all the bookbags together and climb down the side of the building."

Then she said, "Or we could throw all the really tall jocks outside of the window, and they could catch the rest of us!"

I still remember that, and it makes me laugh everytime I tell it!  :laughing4:

Miss Jenni-Maie:
HAHAHA! That was a good one!

Oh! I've got another! It's kinda one of those, "you had to be there" sort of things, but I'll see what I can do, haha.
My grade 8 teacher Mr.Corbett had a serious....err....scratching issue. He would always itch himself during class and it was extremely disturbing. He tried to do it descreetly, so he still doesn't think any of us know about it. He also always wore shorts without any underwear (I know this because he would always stick his leg up on the desks [shiver]), which was extremely disturbing.
Well, one day we were in class and we were having some discussion and he was like, "Now, I'm just ITCHING to know what you kids think about this!"
And right then, this kid in the front row collapses on the ground laughing so hard and he wouldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes. I swear, his face was as red as his hair.
Again, sort of a "you had to be there and suffer with the rest of us" sort of thing. Whatever.

Oh! Last year, my Socials teacher, Tudella, is a really really short guy (he's got to be only about 5'3''....he's around the same height as me), and everyone would go out of their way to make fun of him...
Not in a mean way of course, cause he'd beat the crap out of you if you did. Anyways, there was this one time, he was writing on the overhead and his pen dried out and he threw it across the room in anger. So I raised my hand and said, "You know, Too-Tiny (my nickname for him, haha), I think the reason you get so angry is because you're so small you can only hold one emotion at a time."
Hehe, I got applause for that.
But he swears by the time I'm done with Highschool he's going to find a way to pubicly humiliate me. I laughed, and laughed and laughed.
But I don't doubt that he'll think of something.

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