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I'm the Best Person in the Universe

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monkey:
I'm The Center of the Universe.
I'm better than everyone. I kick a$$ at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I $uck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's a$$ because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.
MaddoxNet

Director of Music:
Uh..................................... .....................

moezychan:
Whatever makes you happy VexNet.

monkey:
I Advise You Don't Patronise Me.

(hint: click the link at the bottom)

Director of Music:
What does patronise mean?

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