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Random sayings I make up
moezychan:
Little poem I wrote a long time ago:
Sometimes I feel like I am drifting out
Drifting out to sea on a raft
On some days the wind is gracious and carries me
Away to a distant island
Where I can finally be on solid land
Other days the wind is unforgiving
It rocks me back and forth
And some days the wind taunts me
It will bring me close to the island
And then carry me back out to sea
It's days like these that I wonder
Wonder if I should fight back
Or should I just let the wind carry me off
So no one will ever find me
Sometimes I wonder
Wonder if I should fight back
Or just disappear...forever
Ashlee:
Moezy-chan you are really good at making poems. My friends loves making poems too.
Here one that is currenly my msn nick name:
A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sitting with you saying "We screwed up"
monkey:
"What are we going to do tonight Apocalypse?"
"The same thing we do every night Mister Sinister, Try to Conquer The World!!"
Shadeslayer:
"I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life."
"It’s better to experience happiness and love, even if you will eventually lose it, because at least, you can cherish the memories, and know you have experienced it at one time."
"The one who makes you cry isn't worth your tears. The one who is worth your tears would never make you cry."
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you might be the world."
"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?"
"Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?"
monkey:
--- Quote from: Moonflower121 on April 09 2006, 11:18 am ---"Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?"
--- End quote ---
George Carlin Quote that is!! I know his jokes anywhere...
more George Carlin:
“Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see”
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
“Fighting for peace is like ******* for virginity”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
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