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Random sayings I make up
charcoalz:
ohhh, wow, these are really entertaining to read xD
one of my MOST "lamest" saying is " you're not stupid. No body's stupid. Only stupid people are stupid"
*friends start laughing at my lameness <---- if that is a word*
oh my, it's not even supposed to be funny ^^"" I was just trying to help a friend who thinks they are stupid...but it came out weird.
LSD:
If nobody is perfect
and im nobody
so.. i am perfect ?
monkey:
Pretty, your quote is right but it's too questionable.
--- Quote ---Nobody is Perfect
I am Nobody
Therefore I am Perfect
--- End quote ---
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else
I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.
LSD:
*sigh* im still learning english, you always forget that tiny problem. ... in my head my quote made sence... -_-
sorry... grammar = me o_< nop.. i ****..
--- Quote from: VexNet on March 22 2006, 08:06 pm ---Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else
--- End quote ---
^thats why i get a little mad with people say .. "you are special".. xP
the worst thing that someone could say to you.. after you know what...
"i might have aids" O_o
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
The last thing that die is the hope... but what if its already death? (im always wondering this)
the quote that is in my siggy: ser ou não ser, não me importa porque eu sou o que sou
means well.. in portuguese and spanish sounds much better ^^; -- to be or not to be, i dont care cuz i am what i am..
or something like that.. im not a good translator.. ¬¬
i read this in kiss scandal:
"a politician who'ss not tought is like Marilyn Monroe with out brest"
according to metalmallow...
we live to die =/
he is so right *sigh*
Albert Einstein --
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
monkey:
nice ones!!
"They're superstitious, they have these beliefs, these primitive, you know, people believe in a., I mean they're just really kind of credulous, and gullible. People believe in, for instance, hell and angels, okay, these are very primitive, very, very backward to me, backward sounding beliefs, these are child-like, and that's the key, because they get you when you're a kid, they get you when you're little, and they tell you there's a God, and if you can make people believe, I believe this, if you can make someone believe that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, whose watching everything you do, and keeping count of everything you do, which is good and which is bad, then you can make that person believe anything after that, you can add anything you want, the 4th of July shit just rolls right in, land of the free, home of the brave, the press is fair and impartial, justice is blind, all men are created equal, your vote is important, the United States government is on your side, the army is here to keep the peace, the police are on your side...Oh, and freedom of choice, this is the big one, the illusion of choice, we're led to feel free by the exercise of meaningless choices. There are, for instance, important things -- not too many choices, unimportant things-ice cream flavors, what do you want, we've got 31, the flavor of the week, the flavor of the month, but political parties-we're down to two, jeez. Sources of information, media companies down to five, banks, insurance companies, pharmaceuticals, chemical companies, oil companies-used to be seven, down to three, pretty soon it's gonna be two. But if you’re lookin' for a bagel or a fuckin' donut, hey, what do you want-pineapple supreme, hazelnut; we've got everything you want. Cereals, I counted, personally in the store counted 192 different cereal choices, 192. 140 different cat foods, I counted, and that includes a tartar-control cat food for senior citizen cats, okay."
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