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Random sayings I make up

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Director of Music:
"Life is always a struggle no matter which way you look or turn.  The most we can do is try and stay on top of things so we can suceed." -Me  :)

Hack:
wwwwaaaahhh~

monkey:
come on people... these saying have gone downhill since mine :P

Here are some good ones:

Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.

We're all fucked. It helps to remmember that.

If you love someone, Set them free; If they come home, Set them on fire.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.

I never eat sushi, I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.

The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.

There ought to be at least one round state.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Why can't there be more suffering?

Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?

I almost don't feel the way I do.

There are nights when teh wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

**** soccer moms.

Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, Or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.

The bigger they are, the worse they smell.

No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.

monkey:
affirmation
the sun should never set upon an argument

we place our happiness in other people's hands

junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you

your parents did the best job they knew how to do

beauty magazines promote low self esteem

I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

what you give is what you get returned

you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned

the grass is no more greener on the other side

you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

you can't control or choose your sexuality

trust is more important than monogamy

your most attractive features are your heart and soul

family is worth more than money or gold

the struggle for financial freedom is unfair

the only ones who disagree are millionaires

forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness

wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed

God does not endorse TV evangelists

I believe in love surviving death into eternity

LSD:
:lol: they were all so cool XD


--- Quote from: VexNet on March 09 2006, 09:38 pm ---Most people are not particularly good at anything.

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im like that =/


--- Quote from: VexNet on March 09 2006, 09:38 pm ---If you love someone, Set them free; If they come home, Set them on fire.

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jajaja love this :inlove:

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