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Random sayings I make up

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Director of Music:
Sometimes your best isnt enough

bloodrock:
There are worse things than death. For example, life.

monkey:
Bill Hicks~

"I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh... is a poem."

"Frightening people man. Bush tried to buy votes towards the end of the election. Goes around, you know, selling weapons to everyone, getting that military industrial complex vote happening for him. Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief because, "We still live in a dangerous world."...Thanks to you, you fucker!"

"..you never see my attitude in the press, that's what bugs me. You never see my point of view. For instance, gays in the military. Now, I dunno how y'all feel about it... here's how I feel about it: Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of ******* story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push ups you can do, put on a helmet, go wait in that foxhole we'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. You know i'm sick of hearing military guys saying "The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a moral..." Excuse me, aren't y'all hired ******* killers? Shut up! You are thugs and when we need you to go blow the **** outta a nation of little brown people we'll let you know. Until then... Where do the ******* military get all these morals? "We are the military; is that a village of children and kids? Where's the napalm? (explosion) I don't want any gay people hanging around me when I'm killing women and kids. I just dont wanna see it."

monkey:
"let me have some candy cartman"
"oh lets see.. uh.. nope, don't have any jewish candy"
"like you need all that chocolate fatboy!"

Kuro-puppy:
-'rollercoasters, the best way to get rid of your afraid of heights problem' (personal experience with that one) :D
-everyone needs a WWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWW moment in life!

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