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Random sayings I make up
Shadeslayer:
Here's a poem my friend and I made up a while ago:
Friendship
Friendship is a gift to all,
Whether happy or sad,
Whether short or tall....
It's great to have,
It's lonely to not,
But since we're best friends it's our permanet spot....
Friendship is something that no one can deny,
Beautiful as the stars in the sky....
Firnedship is something that can never end,
A bond between us that no one can bend....
Yeah, its not the best thing ever...we made it up in fourth gade so its kinda...blah...:tongue3:
xx_chibirosie_xx:
Moonflower121 thats a great poem!!
Director of Music:
Great poem lil sis ^^
You have to push past your limits..work harder than you have ever before. Soon enough you'll be flying by. Not noticing how much you achieve. You cant put 100 percent, not even 110, it has to be 200 percent all the way. And when you stop, and look back, you'll be amazed at what you achieved.
monkey:
from a jokes network
English is really crazy
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.
Director of Music:
XD Yep I've heard half of that before :hehe: it is a crazy language XD
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