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Random sayings I make up

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Ashlee:
When life get tough, go and get icecream

*i want icecream :(

Director of Music:
Calvin: Look, there's a frog!  C'mon, let's catch it!
Hobbes: I'm not getting near it.
Calvin: Why not?
Hobbes: The drink water all day just in case someone picks them up.

Calvin: You know, Hobbes, I can't figure out this death stuff.  Why did that little raccoon have to die?  He didn't do anything wrong.  He was just little!  What's the point of putting him here and taking him  back so soon?!?  It's either mean or it's arbitrary, and either way I've got the heebie-jeebies.
Hobbes: Why is it always night when we talk about these things?

Calvin: Hobbes, do you think human nature is good or evil?
Hobbes: Watch out for those trees.
Calvin: I mean, do you think people are basically good, with a few bad tendencies, or basically bad, with a few good tendencies?
Hobbes: There's a rock up ahead!  Look out!
Calvin: Or, as a third possibilty, do you think people are just crazy, and who knows why they do anything?
Hobbes: Not so close to the ledge!
Calvin: Well>  What do you think?  Are people good, bad or crazy?
Hobbes: AUGHHH! I CAN'T LOOK!
-WUMP-
Calvin: You know, it's very rude of you to keep changing the subject after every sentence.
Hobbes: I choose crazy.

augustserenade:
I always lie, and that's the truth.

(And that's based on the movie Bedazzled with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. ^^)

chibi_seishiraon77:
many people are always yearning to be noticed, but sometimes the true mark is left by a person's absence

xx_chibirosie_xx:
In this world of cheerios, be a frootloop :XD:

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