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Random sayings I make up
monkey:
I hate the winter. I hate turning up to training freezing cold.
Pah! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. When I was your age, I'd run to training in the winter in nothing but a pair of shorts and not shiver an inch!
Yes, but you used to live in the Dojo, so all you had to do was run down a flight of stairs. Indoors.
And you point is?
I give up....
*Ahem* Welcome students, to the, ah, "Tomfoolery" section...
You are a big fool.
 *Sweatdrop* Not the world's biggest conversationalist are you?
 You are a big fool.
 Pah, we'll see who is the big fool! (Enters Gen into the Dan fight generator) HA! It says hear I beat you easily!
 *Sweatdrop* Damn, I must be getting REALLY old for that to have happened...
Ah yes students, it is time to cut to the chase! It is here that you can discover some of my most powerful Saikyo techniques, and become a true master of Streetfighting!
Did I hear someone say something about being a Master of Streetfighing? I wish to fight this man!
I recognise that voice! It seems we meet again Ryu! Want a fight?
Look, will you two Shotokan Jokers get out of my Dojo?
I say we should take care of this guy before our fight, don't you Ken?
Sure do Ryu! Ha-do-ken!
Oh will you people stop interrupting me on MY website!
(Dan jumps the fireball and it hits Ryu with such force that he is sent, express delivery, to a village community in Nepal. Dan lands next to Ken and blasts him into next week with the Shinkuu Gadoken)
Phew! That's better....now, on with the guide!
Many, many students come to me everday - after all, who doesn't want to learn the art of Saikyo - but only a few have the dedication required to become masters. Take E. Honda for example...
 *eating* Munch...chomp...who, me?
 Yes, Honda is too fat to reach a keyboard to do any typing, hence he cannot possibly fill in the guestbook to prove himself a true student!
 Why you little...
(Honda ineffuctually tries to scrabble up from his food to get at Dan, who ignores him)
 Another lesson has been taught. Now, prove that you have understood it by filling in the guestbook!
LSD:
lol xD~
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ok..Vex don't read it.. cuz it cointain "the word" you don't like to hear
Show content So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple
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Hack:
live long, laugh often, smile always - Kai ^^
Robin Sena:
"Go on the pole!" "Go on the pole!" - Me and audience.
Director of Music:
"Hey Hobbes, do you think humans are mostly good with a few bad tendencies, mostly bad with a few good tendencies, or crazy?"
"I choose crazy."
Calvin and Hobbes
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